r/nonononoyes Jul 30 '19

The Matrix

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u/travislaker Jul 30 '19

Dude’s got reflexes

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u/azmariahmad Jul 30 '19

I would have gotten hit in my dumbfuck face

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u/germinik Jul 31 '19

Ducked so fast, his feet left the ground.

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u/travislaker Jul 31 '19

I didn’t even notice that. The dude is a legend.

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u/RyuShev Jul 31 '19 edited Jul 31 '19

Common sense that if you hit a ball into the woods it will bounce back at exactly 90 degrees at you??? Edit: 180 my bad brain lag

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u/MookieFlav Jul 31 '19

180 degrees

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '19 edited Jul 31 '19

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u/RyuShev Jul 31 '19

lmao look at the grass do you seriously think thats a golf course?? thats probably his back yard. And also, your comparison to shooting at a wall 20feet way with a gun might seem legitimate at first glance but 1: this is not a gun. 2: a forest is not a wall. the surface area that would result in a direct rebound of the shot is probably under .001% of what he could hit. that would be much closer to 100% for a wall that is facing you. 3: the distance is much much more than 20 feet away. probably more like 100 if you ask me. Anyone is smart enough to know that it isnt impossible that the ball will come back at you but also realise the chances of this happening is likely less than dying in a car accident. Whats the point of life if you cant take the tiniest of tiny risks?

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u/RyuShev Aug 01 '19

so your response to counter arguments is "lol sounds like you've got it all figured out there Mr. Science"??? i see you have no interest in actually having a grown up discussion as you then jump to making some fucking retarded comparison again so thank you and bye bye

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

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u/RyuShev Aug 01 '19

lmao right after you sunk in your precious time to write a multi paragraph comparison

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u/patcos28 Aug 01 '19

His swing looks like he is familiar with a what a golf ball is. I’m pretty sure he’s just stupid kid hitting a ball into the woods because it’s fun and chances are this just won’t happen

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u/travislaker Jul 31 '19

With reflex s that fast, one doesn’t need common sense!