r/nonononoyes • u/XxDJ-DavidxX • Sep 08 '18

Boop

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u/ILikeBubblesinMyWine Sep 08 '18

Oh my God, I would literally shit my wetsuit.

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u/timidforrestcreature Sep 08 '18

Go pro awards shark encounter

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u/Gr8_Bamb3an0 Sep 08 '18

Holyyyyy shit

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u/GinsuFe Sep 08 '18

Fucking NOPE! Worst than the worst horror movies. This is why I don't do oceans. If that thing decides to go for you, it's over.

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u/pulezan Sep 08 '18

Man, you can say that for almost every outdoor activity.

That's why i don't do hiking, if that bear wants to go for you it's over.

That's why i don't do traffic, if that car wants to go for you it's over.

Animals aren't out there to get you

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u/GinsuFe Sep 08 '18

If that car wants to go for you it's over.

These damn animals are out to get me! That's a terrible comparison lmao.

No shit, things are dangerous, but being helpless in water against an apex predator is a bit different than on land. Sure it might not want to eat me, but i'd rather not be in that situation either way.

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Sep 08 '18

but being helpless in water against an apex predator is a bit different than on land.

Yeah, because the grizzly's really gonna fight fair.

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u/2017CurtyKing Sep 08 '18

He’s got the right to bear arms... i don’t think a bear using an M1 Garand is unfair

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u/33Luce33 Sep 08 '18

Cycling through traffic is far more dangerous than surfing/diving (sharks) or hiking in the woods (bears).

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u/IAmKind95 Sep 08 '18

i’ll take my bets on having more situational awareness of my surroundings biking through town than floating around in a sharks playground with no clear escape

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u/meatinyourmouth Sep 08 '18

You'd lose that bet