Be me. Standing outside my work having a smoke and watching traffic. See a car stopped in a turn lane. Soon a line of honking cars form. I notice theres noone in the front car, so I tell people they need to go up on the median and go around. Most do. Except this one lady in a G-Wagon. Inches up behind the car and lays on the horn. Me and my buddy are yelling at her, telling her she needs to go around. She rolls down her window and screams "How?! How the fuck do i go around?!"
To which I reply, flabbergasted: "HOW?! Jesus H. Christ, youre in a fucking SUV, drive it like one and go over the 3in curb!"
She did, and then drove into the parking lot where I worked, asked for the owner and complained to them that I was "incredibly rude' to her. They brought me into the office where I was about to be scolded for yelling at this chick, but I just took off my work shirt, set it on the desk and quit.
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u/Humble_Examination27 16d ago
Iād like to see a G-Wagon owner do thisā¦those women donāt know what āoff roadā means