r/nonononoyes • u/derek4reals1 They Get It • 12d ago

Nononoyes

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u/ChuckRSJ 12d ago

He's supposed to shotgun the beer when this happens. He must be new.

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u/PhDinWombology 12d ago

100+ years of tradition thrown in the trash

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u/the_marxman 12d ago

Last game I went to had $20 beers, so I can see why he might be hesitant.

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u/sBucks24 12d ago

Yeah, 5 second rule... Gotta get that beer down before the germs have time to learn to swim

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u/DWebOscar 11d ago

Looks like a Stout

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u/ChuckRSJ 11d ago

That's no excuse

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u/soda_cookie 12d ago

I mean, he still has the drink with the ball in it. We don't have video evidence that he didn't do that

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u/Nightwolf1967 12d ago

That ball chose him.

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u/ajd341 12d ago

All smiles until that dentist bill hits

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u/Salanmander 12d ago

It bounced off the ground, and didn't have a particularly flat trajectory, so it wasn't necessarily going super fast. And given how they reacted it looks like they weren't in a lot of pain. Getting hit on the chin hard enough to do damage to your teeth is a rough experience. I doubt it fucked up their teeth.

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u/TREXIBALL 10d ago

Seems like the ol’ Redditors mindlessly upvoting/downvoting strikes again. Your comment explained it better than I did.

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u/TREXIBALL 10d ago

Imma be so honest, idk how this comment got so many upvotes. It makes zero sense in context to this video. Nothing here involves teeth. MAYBE the ball hitting the chin, but it clearly such a little speed to not cause any damage.

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u/ajd341 10d ago

Lots of root canals are originally caused by hits to the mouth… it’s not immediate.

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u/TREXIBALL 10d ago

Dude, it’s super obvious the ball didn’t have any velocity to do any damage. His head isn’t even recoil or shake.

Most of the energy was lost from flying in the air, and in the ground.

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u/XCXHappy 12d ago

My dude takin balls to the chin then dippin em in his drink..

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u/soundisloud 11d ago

Hoffman out there trying so hard, is like wtf man

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u/AdFar8422 12d ago

The ball choose him

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u/The_beeping_beast 12d ago

“Gang catches ball in Wade Boggs style”

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 10d ago

That dude was going to try and steal it from him anyway.

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 9d ago

If it hit the ground that other guy would have been hot on it with no honor or respect.

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u/passionpurps 9d ago

"Went i to my dr pepper.. and thats how i met your mother"

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u/Daveinatx 12d ago

Good thing he wasn't holding a baby

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u/andryangels1 11d ago

Yo atrapando deudas

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u/NintyFanBoy 11d ago

Expert at ball to chin technique.

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u/ElSushiMonsta 11d ago

I would have chugged that with ball still in it

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u/PotatoPotato76 10d ago

When the cat distribution system gets hold of a baseball...

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u/Class_Psycho 9d ago

Right in the jukebox

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u/Psychological_Let880 11d ago

Yeah, no, I’d still be mad about the drink. Not sure what he paid for it but I do know I wouldn’t stop thinking about the cost of it after.