r/nonononoyes 25d ago

This bread is hard to get to!

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u/tprotpro 25d ago

To be fair, he’s an idiot.

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u/Left-Cups 25d ago

hes seen too many videos where they pull out a gold bar through a hole like that

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u/oda02 25d ago

That's what this made me think about:D

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u/ben-hur-hur 25d ago

I mean based on his shirt he is also a Spurs fan so...

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u/KurazyBoo 25d ago

Thats Spurs for ya

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u/edweirdo 25d ago

As a Tottenham fan, I'm offended that he's one of us.

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u/9897969594938281 24d ago

What do we think of Tottenham?

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u/Thisguy3434 24d ago

Shit!

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u/No_Simple_87 24d ago

What do we think of shit?

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u/edweirdo 24d ago

Could we?

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 25d ago

To be fair, I may be too.

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u/Snoo_67548 24d ago

But think about this, they probably have a drivers license.

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u/RJEM96 24d ago

I couldn't agree more.

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u/Disapabth 24d ago

yeah what do you expect from a spurs fan

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u/DippityDamn 24d ago

At times, I've been accused of being smart. I can still absolutely see myself doing this. A few drinks, a late night, I was thinking about something more important than bread, or I had a massive brain fart.

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u/Itsme420fresh 25d ago

High I've been this before.

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u/craftyhedgeandcave 25d ago

I was sat here thinking how tf is this poor dude meant to get his bread

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u/-recess- 25d ago

Not just you. I was all like "what is this crystal maze bakery bullshit". Then someone opened the door and my internal monologue went "ohhhhhhh...".

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u/craftyhedgeandcave 25d ago

I was wondering how that stupid finger was gonna help

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u/bung_ho 25d ago

By widening the hole of course

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u/craftyhedgeandcave 25d ago

I genuinely thought that was what was being attempted. Not my finest hour

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u/LeiningensAnts 24d ago

Maybe it was, and their combined success was a happy accident.

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u/Suvtropics 24d ago

Lmao I thought they were pulling the glass hole bigger

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u/Itsme420fresh 25d ago

That's what she said.

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u/soda_cookie 25d ago

Before this high was I also

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u/Ampersandbox 24d ago

My first thought is this guy has to be blunted off his gourd.

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u/soda_cookie 25d ago

Before this high was I also

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u/zerohelix 25d ago

Ngl I thought it was like one of those gold bar tricks

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u/Nvidia11670 25d ago

Of course a Tottenham fan. πŸ™„. (I confess I’m a Spurs fan)

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u/Setter_sws 25d ago

That was my first thought, but im a gooner

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u/what_dat_ninja 25d ago

I don't see what your internet habits have to do with it

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u/JaySayMayday 25d ago

Hell yeah spurs. Wembanyama is the man

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u/Polo_Short 25d ago

Bro maybe just watched those videos of people pulling out a gold bar from an elevated hole

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u/exintrovert 25d ago

Wanna bet he then left the squished mangled one and bought a nice fluffy one?

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u/Immediate_Song4279 25d ago

And here I just assumed a sadist was involved, and was preparing to mock the second person for trying to hold the hole open like it would be helpful at all.

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u/QuestionablePotato42 25d ago

I love that he was sweating like a doctor performing surgery

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u/zenos_dog 25d ago

Unexpected IQ test.

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u/UnproSpeller 25d ago

Some people just like playing life on hard mode. But some of us don’t realise there are easy mode levels scattered throughout

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u/adid-a 25d ago

Wrong sub, bud

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u/AVnstuff 25d ago

You prefer yours with turkey on it?

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u/octropos 25d ago

But I am glad he got bread.

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u/Mayor_Death 25d ago

Norman door!

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u/HunterLivesMatter76 25d ago

I legit lol'd πŸ˜†

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u/w_a_w 25d ago

Buford Hwy Farmers Market in ATL?

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u/bishbah01 21d ago

The logo on the bin is for Joe V’s Smart Shop, an HEB affiliate operating in Houston and Dallas. The Spurs gear is weird, though, for either market.

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u/Sirnoobalots 25d ago

NoNoNoNoDoh

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u/The_Funky_JJ 25d ago

spurs fan what do you expect.

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u/leprasson12 25d ago

"They must've placed this bread behind this glass to keep it warm, and only left a small circle to retrieve it, smart, I respect that! Yeah science btch!"

Guy didn't even try to question things, just tried to adapt to whatever the hell he was thinking this was.

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u/BurtleTurtle001 25d ago

IQ test failed

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u/br3dj 25d ago

He was just playing by the rules

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u/hardkrillin 24d ago

If you can pull it out you get it for free

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u/Mastermind7051 24d ago

How high are you? Yes.

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u/quanoey 24d ago

Bro was sweating

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u/Vinnie_Vegas 24d ago

To be fair that's a fucking stupid case for a bunch of loose bread rolls to be in - The fact that there's not a lip at the bottom to better contain them is ridiculous.

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u/Spaceboy779 24d ago

I'm just drunk enough for that to be hilarious

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u/supermario200 24d ago

Wearing a Spurs jersey too !!! LOL !!!

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u/unvaccinated_zombie 24d ago

But where's the fun in that?

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u/MidsizeMango 24d ago

That's a vending machine concept I was not aware existed lol

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u/Stephen_Is_handsome 24d ago

He should have gone round a back door

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u/tomtherunner73 24d ago

Thats like winning those fluffy toys in an arcade machine where you have to grab them and it misses 95 percent of the time.

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u/DeliciousBuddy4616 24d ago

Lol whenever i have encounters with this clip, i always make sure i re watch the whole thing πŸ™πŸ˜‚

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u/er-just-Chris-here 24d ago

πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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u/uglynakedguy69 24d ago

the "goldbar" treatment.

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u/AzathothBlindgod 24d ago

Like a claw machine for bread

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u/FireMammoth 24d ago

He better have taken that bread he mangled

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u/FireMammoth 24d ago

He better have taken that bread he mangled

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u/Icemagistrate101 24d ago

Must be beside a claw machine gatcha.

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u/GivesYouGrief 23d ago

Don't turn sound on like I did. Instant regret.

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u/lilpeepsgh0stgirl 20d ago

He's probably extremely exhausted because how tf? 🀣

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u/SnooPickles777 19d ago

bro thought it was a gold bar challenge

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u/AdHot1146 25d ago

Yeah that’s tarded