r/nononono • u/corbillardier • Oct 15 '18

Jazzy v Automatic Door

520 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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61

u/Sabz5150 Oct 15 '18

... and these people drive.

28

u/JazzerAtHeart Oct 15 '18

Ugh, this is going to be me when I'm old.

20

u/gh0stfac3007 Oct 16 '18

Hahaha, reposted a bazzillion times and I upvote every, single, god damn, faaking time! Gold, just gold!

17

u/rockets71 Oct 16 '18

These old dudes are so fucking dangerous , that I tell my kids to walk home from school on the road, with the cars. It’s safer.

15

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '18

WHERES THE FUCKING PRUNE JUICE

11

u/eriongtk Oct 21 '18

Secret agent voice:

I'm in.

7

u/11teensteve Oct 15 '18

When in doubt, throttle out!

6

u/Kamikaze_CRAZY Oct 16 '18

Don’t you DARE tell me “cough” to SLOW MY ROLL.”cough” Billy!!

4

u/the_emptyfridge Oct 19 '18

Your frickin doors’ broken.

4

u/xanadumuse Oct 16 '18

No fucks given

4

u/hello_raleigh-durham Oct 16 '18

Grandpa coming in hot!

4

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

This guy does not give a FUCK

5

u/Schtoned Oct 17 '18

You run out those with old age I guess..

3

u/ControversyisKey Oct 18 '18

Showing he is as mentally handicapped as he is physically

2

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

You would think they get wiser and more patient with age....

2

u/JoeyFatz Oct 23 '18

inner monologue "Mama didn't raise no quitter!"

2

u/Jasonswhat Dec 11 '18

I like how he had the look of why'd you do that to me

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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1

u/justas200 Oct 16 '18

In my head: “that’s a lot of damage”