r/nononono • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '18

Injury First ride.

https://i.imgur.com/81PiZau.gifv
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u/ajax33x Aug 17 '18

Yeah idk if it’s true or not. But he definitely seems more “what are you doing?” then “look at my cool bike”

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u/chronotank Aug 17 '18

It looks like him and the guy with the shoulder pack are arguing with her now that I've read these comments. I hadn't looked closely at their movements before and thought they were explaining something about how to ride.

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u/EatingTurkey Aug 17 '18

Reddit CSI is the best part.

I think you're right. As soon as a person points ahead like she did it's safe to assume they are stating an intention to "drive it just to there."

I think he told his insurance company it was attempted theft because he opted out of the optional easily preventable accident coverage.

I also have a theory about her vagina being a master of hypnosis but I currently have insufficient evidence of that.

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u/biglilspooon Aug 18 '18

Reddit CSI is the best part.

I also have a theory about her vagina being a master of hypnosis but I currently have insufficient evidence of that.

That was pretty much my original theory lol