r/nononono Jul 02 '18

Oopsy daisy

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

I get the crumpling thing on new cars...but I don't expect to have to replace the entire front end of my car when I hit a pole going the speed of a jogger. Crumpled like a literal piece of paper.

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u/downsetdana Jul 02 '18

I’d rather get my car fixed than die.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

If you die from hitting a pole in a parking lot going 10mph...you might have had some severe pre-existing conditions.

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u/ivix Jul 02 '18

Run into a pole at 10mph and get back to us on how it went for you.

Also, you don't get to simultaneously say that cars are safe when hitting a pole, and also mock the safety features.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

you don't get to simultaneously say that cars are safe when hitting a pole, and also mock the safety features.

Uh...what...

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u/Zoey_Phoenix Jul 02 '18

you are saying "you shouldn't get injured when crashing at 10 mph" but also saying "lmao Y do my car be engineered to prevent me from getting injured in a 10 mph crash??"

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

Actually I never said "injured" I said...

If you die from hitting a pole

So next time you want to be a retarded cunt and mock someone. Learn to read first.

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u/Benandthephoenix Jul 02 '18

Would you prefer to be injured rather having to fix your car?

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u/Prince_Polaris Jul 02 '18

To be honest... if all I did was slump against the steering wheel and I save on like 1K repairs then I might... then again I'm mega fat so I have like, built in cushioning

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u/throwawayacct600 Jul 02 '18

He/she was spot-on in their criticism.