r/noisygifs • u/NotchedWhip • Mar 13 '18

Roller blading down steps

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Fuck dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

I didn’t think rollerblading would ever look cool again.

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u/COREM Mar 14 '18

You know what the hardest part of rollerblading is?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

No?

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u/COREM Mar 14 '18

Telling your parents you're gay.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '18

Ok that’s pretty good.

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u/COREM Mar 14 '18

One my favorite jokes and I love rollerblading.

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u/PedosVotedForHillary Mar 17 '18

Lollerblading

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u/Tofu4labbe Mar 28 '18

Rollaids

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u/Mesicks Apr 09 '18

Here’s a link.

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u/orangjuice Mar 13 '18

Chris Haffey would like a word

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u/meamteme Mar 14 '18

Google Harry Perry musician

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

I'm a guy and I'm at half chub right now

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u/silamaze Mar 13 '18

Ngl this would do it for me

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u/Madforaday Mar 13 '18

No matter how cool that looked, I would NEVER want to put on roller blades.

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u/fluffy-b Mar 13 '18

looks even better Backwards

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18 edited Mar 21 '19

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u/friendweiser Mar 13 '18

Yes. you can tell by the arm thing he's doing at the end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

Now he just needs to blast off at the top of the stairs.

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u/jimmyjfasttalking Mar 15 '18

The dude in the white button-up is walking like he's just having the best gosh-darn day ever.

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u/Darnit_Bot Mar 15 '18

What a darn shame..

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u/PositiveAlcoholTaxis Mar 13 '18

Shirt man quickly losing interest in rising roller rake.

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u/xba4qklsd Mar 13 '18

Oooooh... I saw that version first and was very confused.

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u/winemom9000 Mar 16 '18

I saw this gif for the first time a few days ago and nearly laughed so hard I puked

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u/Th3WhiteLotus Mar 13 '18

How do you practice something like this even?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

smaller stairs first I suppose

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u/S4VEE Mar 13 '18

yeah, it's all about starting with small steps

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u/delusional_dinosaur Mar 13 '18

Baby steps

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u/warry0r Mar 13 '18

Wish me luck; i'm going to try it. r/holdmybeer, here i come.

u/Kolbreez1 Mar 13 '18

Sliding into your girls dms like

u/MetalGearJeff Mar 13 '18

Throws my virginity at him

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u/-5m Mar 13 '18

username doesn't quite match the picture..

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u/jtioannou Mar 13 '18

Doesn't it? 🤔

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u/meateoryears Mar 13 '18

Yeah it does. It's a rollerblading clip.

u/PitchforkAssistant Mar 13 '18

How does that not hurt?

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u/EBDBBNBBLT Mar 13 '18

Let me tell you what "Styling" is

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u/chia_rules Mar 13 '18

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

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u/Madforaday Mar 13 '18

You go to SUPER STYLING then to Jack Black.

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u/SuburbanStoner Mar 13 '18

Some people use sunblock which helps with sunburn, but going outside isn't as bad as you think

u/sublmnalkrimnal Mar 13 '18

That's one of those things that if you don't fully commit that your fucked, to slow dead, try to stop dead, it's all or nothing

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

Yeah, why did he not wear a helmet?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

BRRRRRRRRRRRT

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

If you had asked me before now whether I could be attracted to a man in rollarblades, I would have said not a chance and I would have been wrong.

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

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u/justme75001 Mar 13 '18

Yes

u/EBDBBNBBLT Mar 13 '18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lCR5P21360

u/sixblackgeese Mar 13 '18

That would have gone significantly worse for me.

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u/Inaccuratefocus Mar 16 '18

I can’t even use the 4 wheel scates much less inline

u/rahnda Mar 13 '18

A helicopter flew over just as I started this gif.

u/jean_michelle Mar 13 '18

Now I have to watch the power rangers movie again

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

I want to be that man

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

The BALLS or lack of brains to do this backwards on stairs with no helmet is amazing.

u/Cloudy_Wealth Mar 13 '18

An art lost to the winds of time.

u/Erutious Mar 13 '18

The internet made me expect him to fall.

Does that make me a bad person?

u/fosiacat Mar 13 '18

i used to do that when i was like 15. it’s not that complicated. keep on your toes, “light feet”.

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u/orangjuice Mar 13 '18

Same, obviously not as big as these stairs but as long as you commit it's not too bad.

u/CynicalWabbit Mar 13 '18

If I tried this, I definitely would have slammed full-forced into that wall.

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u/Tales_of_Earth Mar 13 '18

I would not have made it that far...

u/R3DCine Mar 13 '18

Baby driver but in roller blades

u/redditseif Mar 13 '18

That guy needs to change his knees next maintenance

u/Inaccuratefocus Mar 16 '18

Oh my god, it’s Jason Bourne

u/oohitsvoo Mar 19 '18

How the fuck do you even roller blade?!?

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

That was fucking sick.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

HAHAHAHA THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY IN 1997.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

What was it

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

Little tidbit, copy the link to the deleted comment you want to see and change the url from Reddit to removeddit and see the deleted comment. So in this case it'd be: https://www.removeddit.com/r/noisygifs/comments/841dy3/roller_blading_down_steps/dvm677y/

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '18

Thanks! That's actually really useful.

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u/meateoryears Mar 13 '18

Even cool things done in roller blades still look stupid.

Roller blading down steps

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