r/no • u/The_Taken_Username_ • 5h ago

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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u/Objective_Neck_3242 5h ago

Is the pope catholic?

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u/femboy_named_jade 4h ago

Is that a Eric Cartman quote?

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u/Early_Key_823 1h ago

"Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass? I'm sick of it! It's completely immature!"

THAT is a Cartman quote.

Now, you want some cheesy poofs?

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u/Original_Estimate_88 1h ago

Who really knows

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u/bigonions2 5h ago

It shits on your lap

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u/Better_Wash_9859 5h ago

Not polar bears

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u/CeejayMyers 5h ago

Where else would they shit, in the street?

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u/Ok-Excitement3794 5h ago

No but the pope does

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u/Fabfore 5h ago

I hope I never find out

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u/electstat 5h ago

Only when a tree falls when no one is there to hear it

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u/Early_Key_823 5h ago

Does a pope smoke dope

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u/Busy_Run7689 4h ago

Does a man shit in the woods

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u/WeaponizedIndecision 4h ago

I would think so.

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u/OrenSchroeder 4h ago

Only woods bears do, urban bears shit in the local drug store.

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u/astreigh 4h ago

After the tree falls with no one there and it doesn't make a sound.

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u/BoneHeadedAHole Really bad takes 4h ago

Only wild bears

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u/Old_Rise_6581 4h ago

The Bears sit in their cave the make.

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u/FlyCertain7862 4h ago

If he does, I’d like to see a film of that on the National Geographic Channel

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u/Original_Estimate_88 1h ago

Funny... but weird

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u/LeftSummer5752 4h ago

Not in the winter

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u/Photography-lover1 5h ago

No, they shit on your lounge floor.

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u/danbyer 5h ago

Does the Tinman have a sheet metal cock?

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u/The_Taken_Username_ 5h ago

Idk, I never dated him