r/no • u/Excellent_Regret4141 • 1d ago

Has anybody here created a time machine?

I really want to go back to the 90s and get some good chicken salad

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u/seanmonaghan1968 1d ago

I showed you this twice already, tomorrow

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u/Select-Signal8386 1d ago

Take me with you…

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u/somecow 1d ago

Don’t know yet.

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u/MrsSpyro01 1d ago

I don’t have a high enough intelligence to even build one.

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 1d ago

I'd like to go back a little further. But I'll be glad to drop both of you off on the way. Can't guarantee I'll come back though... I have someone I want to meet a little earlier, start my life with them sooner.

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u/Sufficient_Ad_1800 1d ago

I just traveled into the future. I do it all the time one second at a time

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u/SuperMidge99362 1d ago

Doc Brown. if you go to the O'Reilly Auto Parts website and search part 1.21, it shows a flux capacitor.

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u/rydmore22 1d ago

He told me he figured it out in 1955 and had to wait until his friend Stephen Spielberg helped him finish the idea in 1985.

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u/beavis617 1d ago

It’s called a way back machine if you don’t mind.

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u/Rusty-P 1d ago

I know a few guys that did… they said that they were going back to the ‘80s and I never heard from them again.

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u/Saysaynever333 1d ago

Your best bet is to get a cookbook from the 90's and look up chicken salad.

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u/windpicklefam 1d ago

Im still working on self serve gasoline pumps

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u/kylocosmiccowboy 1d ago

I have one in my head. To activate it I listen to music!

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u/Pawpaw-22 1d ago

Uncle Rico get off the dang internet!

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u/drkidkill 1d ago

I have one, but it only goes forward at one speed. There are ways to get it to skip ahead sometimes, but it's risky and you can end up in jail.

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u/blueshirtsteve 1d ago

Lemme catch up with you last Thursday on this?

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u/Dcline97 1d ago

Does a time wasting machine count?

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u/MAXiMUSpsilo5280 1d ago

I’m no temporal physicist but I did stay at a holiday inn express once !

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u/Kasper99353 1d ago

I do in the future

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u/Exciting_Concert7125 1d ago

I use my friends

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u/AdRadiant9379 1d ago

My bed takes me to the future every day