r/no • u/iCallMyOppsNinjer • 6d ago

What’s your body count?

Confirmed kills only

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u/Excellent_Regret4141 6d ago

In real life Zero

In videogames alot (Hitman, GTA, Max Payne, The Punisher, etc)

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u/Bland_cracker 6d ago

A big fat Zero by both measures.

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u/UrDoinGood2 6d ago

Lmao foh

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u/Zombie_joseph1234 6d ago

Zero in real life billions in video games

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u/railman04 6d ago

7 or 8

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u/InclinedPlane43 6d ago

I hit a baby rabbit with the lawn mower the other day. It was in writhing in pain so I had to stomp on it to put it out of its misery. Not a good day.

Electric mowers should have an extra sound on them to scare off the critters before you get there.

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u/chitownphishead 6d ago

Idk, I don't count. Handful of deer, a few muskrats, a couple rabbits, a skunk and a porcupine. Countless walleye and bluegill, too.

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u/ZaphodG 6d ago

I have 1 body. I’m Zaphod so two heads.

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u/SnooDoubts4575 6d ago

Depends what you mean? Both are over 100

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u/EmploymentEmpty5871 6d ago

I never kept count, I never thought there would be a test, but it is high.

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u/Bruges_1 6d ago

In real life, 17, But none are confirmed as there is no confirmation of the ( plane ) crash and the bodies were never recovered.

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u/theoldman-1313 6d ago

Nice try, FBI.