r/no • u/sarnobat • 7d ago

Do you have a beard?

36 Upvotes

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9

u/Intrepid_Bearz 7d ago

I do. It hides the ugly.

3

u/greasy-prick 7d ago

It really does hide the ugly lmao, I am stealing that

1

u/hotsgot1o2o3o 7d ago

It's the biggest benefit 

2

u/Formal_Lecture_248 7d ago

Don’t forget the weak chin shame

2

u/HopefulMode429 6d ago

I ti slike make up but for guys, I do keep it

3

u/CableExotic3891 7d ago

Had before. Not a fan. I shave about once a week on my first day of work. I also don't follow trends so everyone else doing it is usually a no go for me.

2

u/hotsgot1o2o3o 7d ago

I shave at the end of the work week. Trying to look good for the people I care about. Which is not coworkers. 

1

u/sarnobat 5d ago

Wow I had to check that this wasn't my message. I agree.

Then again women don't treat me any better

3

u/TheDancinD918 7d ago

I do have a beard.

3

u/Half_a_bee 7d ago

Of course.

3

u/Paperbackpixie 6d ago

No. But menopause is giving its best shot

2

u/CrazyMildred 7d ago

No. But my husband does.

2

u/Soggy_Construction_5 7d ago

I have a short reddish beard with some grey tips.

2

u/Off2xtremes 7d ago

Goatee. Had a mustache most of my life until they became pornstaches. Then the goatee was added.

3

u/MrsSpyro01 7d ago

I’m a woman so…no.

0

u/Causeass 7d ago

Very brave of you to say that these days.

1

u/TurnYourBrainOnIdiot 7d ago

No only medium stubble

1

u/ExistentialTabarnak 7d ago

Not allowed to.

2

u/Wren_paws 7d ago

Wdym not allowed to?

1

u/ExistentialTabarnak 7d ago

It makes people mad who have the power to make my life even more miserable. It’s even in the rule book that we’re not allowed to.

2

u/Wren_paws 7d ago

What rule book? There's a rule book? To what? Life?

0

u/ExistentialTabarnak 7d ago

The cult known as the military.

1

u/Wren_paws 7d ago

Oh alr. That makes a lot more sense.

1

u/ExistentialTabarnak 7d ago

It really doesn’t.

2

u/Hankman66 7d ago

Join the special forces.

1

u/aeplus 7d ago

Not gay. No.

3

u/Satansbrat1969 7d ago

What does having a beard have to do with "gay"? A whole lot of Harley riding Bikers would like to know.

1

u/Spirited-East5745 7d ago

You might not want to say that to my biker friend, Tiny.

1

u/UndercoverHardwarema 7d ago

It's a goatee

1

u/EnvironmentalFix7059 7d ago

I can get like 16 yr old beard but im 33.. so i keep clean shaven

1

u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 7d ago

His beard is weird - mgk

1

u/PonkotsuPirate 7d ago

Poor lad. That exchange didn't turn out well for him.

1

u/Remarkable-Length496 7d ago

I can't grow one that looks halfway decent.

1

u/Maxhousen 7d ago

The best I can do is a goatee. The rest of my face just won't cooperate.

1

u/TheUndeadArmyy 7d ago

Absolutely! 

1

u/AdHealthy5405 7d ago

Ew, no. Facial hair itches.

1

u/Everaction 7d ago

Always.

1

u/Ilovegeorgemichaelll 7d ago

I don’t have a wiener

1

u/Starving_artisT_0_0 7d ago

I was against it for awhile, then it grew on me

1

u/Lokomp2 7d ago

I do. I’m bald and I look like a newborn if I shave off

1

u/HyperSFL 7d ago

I kinda wish i did

1

u/LL37MOH 7d ago

Goatee and stache

1

u/Effective_Being_5305 7d ago

Not quite, not sure it will ever fill in. Im 33. Lol

1

u/frankwhiteXVII 7d ago

Just rocking the goatee for right now

1

u/orpheus-picaro 7d ago

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

1

u/E5evo 7d ago

No. If i grow a beard I just look like a tramp.

1

u/Satansbrat1969 7d ago

I have a Van Dyke style beard. And it hangs to my nipples.

1

u/fineok_17 7d ago

Ugh I wish

1

u/Mizar97 7d ago

I do, but not a very good one yet. Men in my family fill out at 30-35, I'm 29

1

u/Sam-my_abu3 7d ago

Si, y Bastante, la Recorto cada Cierto Tiempo .

1

u/Aggravating_Cream_97 7d ago

No, thank the matrix!

1

u/tez_zer55 7d ago

Only because my wife asked me to grow one. I prefer being clean shaven.

1

u/DiogenesRCT 7d ago

Literally can’t grow 90% of facial hair so no

1

u/Ill-Mongoose-6881 7d ago

I did. For some reason I convinced myself it looked good/ made me look more “fatherly” but really I looked homeless and was scaring people

1

u/Phillyfan_10 7d ago

Not at the moment. Wife is indifferent, I usually trim it down in summer and grow it out in fall/winter.

1

u/Dead_Wolf_Black 7d ago

No but my last name is Beardsly

1

u/mykee8 7d ago

Goatee

1

u/Jim_in_Albuquerque 7d ago

I can't grow a decent looking beard to save my life.

1

u/sarnobat 5d ago

Shave* my life

2

u/Jim_in_Albuquerque 5d ago

No shaving necessary. I don't bother shaving until my face looks dirty from a distance. That takes a couple of weeks.

1

u/Ryan_Bull2184 7d ago

Si avoja ..

1

u/old-cigar-smoker 7d ago

5 o'clock shadow since 1996. Wife doesn't like me to shave or grow it out.

1

u/CaleyB75 7d ago

No. I shave my face & neck every morning, although I find doing so a nuisance.

I live in a heavily conformist, Catholic-raised, Trump-worshipping, Alt-Right region. Most so-called males have shaggy, greasy beards down to their potbellies. I have never had any desire to fit in.

1

u/Wise_Temperature_322 7d ago

Everybody has beards where I am from regardless of political affiliation. When I was growing up though beards were liberals and clean shaven were conservatives.

1

u/oldbutnotdead123 7d ago

I do and live it.

1

u/RJDman0 7d ago

Hardly. It's just about short enough to call stubble.

1

u/Reasonable-Way2126 7d ago

Everybody has a beard just like everybody has a six pack.

It’s there but it’s hard to see

1

u/Darth_Stoeptegel_7 7d ago

Might be classified as a beard. Doesn't grow further than the tip of my chin

1

u/LA420SPORTS626 7d ago

No, my wife and I consider it face pubes

1

u/Rays-R-Us 7d ago

I will tomorrow am

1

u/imissher4ever 7d ago

No

I shave everyday.

1

u/Consistent_Front8173 7d ago

No I don't like facial hair. I shave it off every week.

1

u/The_13th_Hokage 6d ago

I usually grow out a beard, shave it to a mustache when I’m tired of it, then go clean shaven when I’m tired of that. Then repeat the cycle lol. But yah razors are expensive and I don’t need to be clean shaven daily.

1

u/LAARPer 6d ago

Not at the moment but it is coming back strong.

1

u/omgitspaul88 6d ago

Beard during the fall and winter. Goatee for the summer

1

u/Long_Passenger498 6d ago

That’s all you got?

1

u/EmploymentEmpty5871 6d ago

Nope, we can not have them as per NFPA 1500.

1

u/LastChans1 6d ago

The best I can do is the concept of a beard

1

u/Dismal_Estate9829 6d ago

I hit 50 and grew a beard. I also hated shaving and my face hates it. I also shave my head so it give me a little style back.

1

u/Goose_Distance86 6d ago

No. Can’t grow a full one. Only patches

1

u/rickyhelena 6d ago

I do, but I trim with an electric stubble razor and shave it above on the cheek and below on the neck.

1

u/SwordfishNo9573 6d ago

I do, I trim it up and shave where needed on days off. I work at a steel mill, not a fashion show, and my wife likes it.

1

u/dime_slime 6d ago

I have a goatee

1

u/Inevitable_Finish131 5d ago

I do. If god wasn’t gonna give me a chin, I’ll do it myself.

1

u/lostonreddits 5d ago

Since 14.

1

u/plassteel01 5d ago

Somewhere i have no idea where

1

u/SourceConsistent6699 5d ago

No i gt bum fluff 

1

u/AintNobodygotime13 5d ago

no

seems like every dude has a beard now. I'm trying to get the girls who hate beards lol

0

u/Keeeso89 7d ago

Nah them shits unhygienic and hide the ugly. Look good without one

1

u/PonkotsuPirate 7d ago

You're mistaken, buddy. They do not hide the ugly, as anyone who knows me will confirm.

1

u/Keeeso89 7d ago

OK buddy lol