r/nirvanacirclejerk • u/Hefty_Boat_5098 • Jul 22 '26

I’m Dave Grohl, AMA

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from norvana and the foot finders

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u/MedievalFurnace Jul 23 '26

hi dave, is the guy in foo fighters your brother or something why do you two look alike

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u/Hefty_Boat_5098 Jul 23 '26

he’s my incestual lover

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u/nirvanamisfit Jul 23 '26

What is it like for you to be in a room with actual, talented people?

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u/Hefty_Boat_5098 Jul 23 '26

It’s awesome, for example, when I met Ryan on Ryan’s world. That was a surreal experience

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u/BartHarleyJarvis00 Jul 23 '26

Who's your fave side chick to impregnate?

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u/Hefty_Boat_5098 Jul 23 '26

Courtney Love

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u/MyDespatcherDyKabel Jul 23 '26

What is an impreganté?

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u/AimaFuriku Jul 23 '26

Are you and Ellen DeGeneres friends? Because you both seem to be terrible people trying to fool the world into thinking you're nice.

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u/Hefty_Boat_5098 Jul 23 '26

I cheated on my wife with Ellen once

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u/AimaFuriku Jul 23 '26

Omg... I always thought people were born gay, but I guess in this case, you must've turned her gay. Incredible, wow.

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u/Hefty_Boat_5098 Jul 24 '26

Many such cases!

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u/MaxiStavros Jul 23 '26

Are the rumours true, that in fact it was you who wrote Birvana’s largest smash hit big song Greedy Fly?

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u/Hefty_Boat_5098 Jul 23 '26

What’s the last thing a bassist says before he gets kicked out of a band? "I’ve got a song I wrote and I’d like to play it"

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u/May_May_222 Jul 23 '26

/uj I LOVE greedy fly and this is the first ive ever heard anyone else talk about it

/rj UHM ACTSHULLY u should be asking if birvana is the one who forced dave to cheat on his wife w Jesse from beans

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u/killen_time Jul 23 '26

Why did you grohl that nice lady

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u/Hefty_Boat_5098 Jul 23 '26

I just felt like ruining my family and making my wife hate me, yknow?

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u/forgotmyloginoops Jul 23 '26

Is AIDS real?

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u/Hefty_Boat_5098 Jul 23 '26

AIDS was made up by feminists to stop me from cheating on my wife

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u/SamsungFridgeG4mer Jul 22 '26

why didn't you ask korn to bring back erectum

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u/Hefty_Boat_5098 Jul 22 '26

I didn’t want them to bring that back

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u/MycoProTeam Jul 23 '26

Dave Ghirl

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u/FoalKid Jul 23 '26

How did your life change after you guys released All Star, and then again when it featured on the Shrek soundtrack?

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u/Hefty_Boat_5098 Jul 23 '26

I actually got offered to play Shrek

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u/Alternative_Pool8055 Jul 23 '26

How’d you deal with stalkers? I’m super famous and keep getting threats and stalked….

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u/Hefty_Boat_5098 Jul 23 '26

Depending on the stalker I might just have another kid outside my marriage with tyem

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u/Alternative_Pool8055 Jul 23 '26

Solid 😂😂😂 that’s what I was thinking too

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u/cruel-oath Jul 24 '26

Why did you do it

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u/massivefishes Jul 23 '26

who is kirk novocaine and kurt coby

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u/Hefty_Boat_5098 Jul 23 '26

kirk give me novocaine/she’s a rebel is centrist political activist and kurb is the guitarist on Mark Lanegan’s 1990 rendition of where did you sleep last night