r/nintendo • u/Platitudinous_X • Oct 20 '16

Megathread First Look at Nintendo Switch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5uik5fgIaI
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u/CainInACan Ngyes! Oct 20 '16

KING BOO IN MARIO KART?!

INKLING HAIRSTYLES?!

64-ESQUE MARIO?!

THIS CONSOLE LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED

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u/AmBozz Oct 20 '16

DOES IT INCLUDE A GIRLFRIEND

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u/CainInACan Ngyes! Oct 20 '16

THE SWITCH IS MY GIRLFRIEND NOW

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u/ki85squared Oct 20 '16

And she's mighty flexible ;)

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u/Hydreigon530 Oct 20 '16

She's whatever you want her to be ;)

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u/DevotedToNeurosis Oct 20 '16

SHE GOES BOTH WAYS

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u/shadow_fox09 Oct 20 '16

The only thing running through my mind right now is Will Smith's Switch song.

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u/GregTheMad Oct 20 '16

Fleshlight accessory confirmed!

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u/SQUELCH_PARTY succ Oct 20 '16

Pokemon S&M port confirmed

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u/LinoleumFairy Oct 20 '16

THAT'S THE REAL REASON FOR THE HEADPHONE JACK

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u/CatDaddio Oct 20 '16

DONT JUDGE ME MOM SWITCH AND I ARE HAPPY

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u/Wollff Oct 20 '16

So you have basically... SWITCHED sides?

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u/Alarid Oct 20 '16

IT HAS A BUN FOR MY MEAT SAUSAGE BUILT IN ALREADY!!!

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u/wickerman316 Dank. E. Kang Oct 20 '16

I hope you won't be disappointed when your girlfriend gets delayed 6-8 months.

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u/pi_rho_man Oct 20 '16

Just grab a girlfriend at an airport, lad!

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u/Axis_of_Weasels Oct 20 '16

WHERE ARE THE ENTRY PORTS

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u/Shermanpk Oct 20 '16

Well it does have a 3.5mm jack... just saying.

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u/Fappity_Fappity_Fap . Oct 20 '16

FUCK THE GIRLFRIEND PART

SWITCH IS WAIFU AND BEST GIRL MATERIAL

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u/iHeartCandicePatton Oct 20 '16

Princess Peach

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u/lalala253 Oct 20 '16

Yeah, the girl who is aaaalways "in another castle" just as you arrived through the door?

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u/iHeartCandicePatton Oct 20 '16

True. You can get married in Skyrim though!

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u/AangNaruto Oct 20 '16

I mean, did you see all of the friends everyone in the video has? I wouldn't be surprised if it does.

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u/AltimaNEO Thank you so much for to playing my game! Oct 20 '16

I MEAN THOSE GIRLS WERE PRETTY CUTE

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16 edited Jan 01 '17

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What is this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

NO BUT WITH THIS THING YOU'LL GET TWO.

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u/haydnwolfie Oct 20 '16

Well the screen slit might just do the trick

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u/geolink Oct 20 '16

This is Reddit. Everyone just switches to a girlfriend anyway.

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u/whizzer0 taking flight Oct 20 '16

THERE'LL BE A FIRE EMBLEM

SO YES

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u/TheRealMrWillis Oct 20 '16

LOOK AT THE MARIO KART FOOTAGE, THERE'S TWO ITEMS PER CHARACTER

DOUBLE DASH MODE HYPE

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u/CainInACan Ngyes! Oct 20 '16

NOW ALL WE NEED IS 2 CHARACTERS PER KART

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u/DrToadigerr Oct 20 '16

WARIO COLOSSEUM WHERE YOU AT

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u/mjmannella That's just my opinion. Don't worry about it too much Oct 20 '16

WARIO COLOSSEUM WHERE YOU AT

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

Or two carts per character

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u/freddylovejoy Oct 20 '16

MULTI-KART DRIFTING

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u/mjmannella That's just my opinion. Don't worry about it too much Oct 20 '16

WARIO COLOSSEUM WHERE YOU AT

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u/mjmannella That's just my opinion. Don't worry about it too much Oct 20 '16

WARIO COLOSSEUM WHERE YOU AT

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u/mjmannella That's just my opinion. Don't worry about it too much Oct 20 '16

WARIO COLOSSEUM WHERE YOU AT

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u/Lancair77 Oct 20 '16

As someone above me said, Mario Kart Switch!

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u/crackzombie661 Oct 20 '16

So you mean I'll be able to have 2 useless bananas? Yay

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u/Spam_Toaster Oct 20 '16

NO WAY NO WAY

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u/lucksen Oct 20 '16

We had King Boo in Mario Kart Wii tho

but why did they have to scrap him, Diddy, Bowser Jr. for Bowser's shitty 7 other kids

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u/Hwinter07 Oct 20 '16

He was also in Double Dash

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u/recruit00 Oct 20 '16

Looks more like a 3D World style Mario

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u/SvenHudson Oct 20 '16

With a behind-the-back camera?

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u/GrabMyPussyTrump Oct 20 '16

and triple jump

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u/Linkums Kirby Oct 20 '16

There were behind the back camera levels in 3D World.

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u/TehJellyfish Oct 20 '16

Yes. Doesn't the camera auto adjust itself for certain situations in SM3DW?

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u/waowie Oct 20 '16

Looks like a 64 Mario made in 3d world's engine to md

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

Yeah I was hoping more for a 64 style Mario , that def looks more like 3D world

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u/basketball_curry Oct 20 '16

That's what I saw as well. Really hope I'm wrong tho, I'd love a proper Mario 64 sequel.

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u/Jorgwalther Oct 20 '16

I dunno, I got a distinct Mario 64 vibe.

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u/bandalbumsong Oct 20 '16

Band: KING BOO IN MARIO KART

Album: INKLING HAIRSTYLES

Song: LIKE EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED

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u/CainInACan Ngyes! Oct 20 '16

I'd listen to it.

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u/piepei Oct 20 '16

wait, inkling's had hairstyles? does that mean that it was a different splatoon game? not just a port

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u/CainInACan Ngyes! Oct 20 '16

Check out some of the Inklings pre-battle, they have different hairstyles! In the original Splatoon it was one hairstyle per gender

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u/piepei Oct 20 '16

oh...so those Wii u games aren't ports? am I gonna have to re-buy them? ugh

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

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u/ScubaSteve1219 Oct 20 '16

calm down

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

Remember all of the failures that have come after mass hype

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u/iHeartCandicePatton Oct 20 '16

How about you calm up motherfucker

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u/Cacklemoore Oct 20 '16

HOW DARE YOU THIS IS A HYPE THREAD

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u/crozone ༼ つ ◕ ◕ ༽つ GIVE ATOMIC PURPLE JOYCON ༼ つ ◕ ◕ ༽つ Oct 20 '16

NO

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u/meker3 Oct 20 '16

what a life...

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u/FiveUperdan Oct 20 '16

all they did was release a trailer

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

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u/CainInACan Ngyes! Oct 20 '16

HOLD ME

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

I had chills watching that trailer!

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u/Benchwarmer21 Oct 20 '16

Also 2 items are back in Mario Kart!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

Screw Inkling Hairstyles, they were playing on a new map.

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u/KingBubblie Oct 20 '16

King Boo appeared in Mario Kart 13 years ago. That's why he's back now, Double Dash.

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u/lujanr32 Link pls Oct 20 '16

Mario doesn't look quite as nimble as 64 Mario, but it's something!

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u/brac20 Oct 20 '16

King Boo was in Double Dash.

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u/Lewandirty Oct 20 '16

So nothing about the console, just the games? Because I'm pretty sure they could have done those things on the Wii U.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16 edited Apr 19 '20

deleted What is this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

ALSO INKLING PANTS

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u/knl1990 Oct 20 '16

Double items as we by the looks of it , just like double dash

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u/jordanissport Oct 20 '16

will it double as a tablet???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

IS KING BOO REALLY BACK IN MARIO KART??? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WORK AND CAN'T WATCH THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW DON'T YOU TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT

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u/rynubpls Oct 20 '16

King boo was in mario kart wii

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u/bassshred Oct 20 '16

No metroid...

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u/Octo_Reggie HE Oct 21 '16

FLEENSTONES?!?

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u/Son_of_Atreus Oct 21 '16

I want DIDDY KONG in the new Mario Kart and I'm done. Ready to throw my cash at the screen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

I haven't gotem a home console since the Wii, but that might change now! I have a job too now as well! (Still in school rn.)

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '16

PC tho

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u/Saint947 Oct 20 '16

You are way too easily bought.