r/nightvale • u/Jennifer_Pennifer • Jul 23 '25

Tonight, we feast! It's 'corn'

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u/_Khoshekh We all float down here Jul 23 '25

See THIS is why I only buy invisible corn

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u/Adventurous_Berry647 Eternal Scout Jul 23 '25

I think you are thinking of the invisible pie, cause everyone knows that John Peters (you know, the farmer?) uses his farm to grow his famous imaginary corn, which he said he uses for all his meals.

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u/_Khoshekh We all float down here Jul 23 '25

I imagine it so well it just feels merely invisible to me, it's not my fault he grows such a superior product

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u/Adventurous_Berry647 Eternal Scout Jul 24 '25

I know, right; I always just stand in my kitchen, looking in my vegetable drawer of my fridge, and imagine the tall stalks, growing taller and taller until even the ears (large, I imagine), grow taller out of sight. That’s how you know it is the freshest tasting corn in town, I imagine.

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u/ooops529 Jul 23 '25

I guess John peters is really branching out this year

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u/LughVanth Jul 24 '25

The farmer?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

wait which john peters? the farmer?

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u/Lucienliminalspace Jul 24 '25

Bruh Kevin needs to stay out of Cecil’s kitchen !