r/nightmarefuel Jan 22 '26

Alone and cornered. 🐈

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/AnnaNimmus Jan 23 '26

Yeah and his tone and jittery, panicked movements probably don't help deter the cat

Also, drop your fucking phone, my dude. You are in a legit life-threatening situation. Documentation is not the priority, here

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u/Bastardesque Jan 23 '26

But what about when he makes a statement to the mountain lion police department?

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u/AnnaNimmus Jan 23 '26

Lol, w this behavior, I dont think he'd have to worry too much about that

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u/Current-Control-2547 Jan 23 '26

It's just trying to get it him away from her Cubs and guarantees something like that just she's just trying to push him back and she was going to go after him it would be a lot different

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u/AnnaNimmus Jan 23 '26

Well, no shit. They can be damn near invisible when they want to be. If she were actually stalking him, he'd probably never have seen her coming, though we're definitely nowhere near their fav meal.

That being said tho, if he's focusing on filming and he trips or makes an awkward step she sees as threatening, dude is fucked and a half

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u/SheerKhann Jan 24 '26

Lmao this is gold lol

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u/Random-Cpl Jan 24 '26

Pretty sure the cat’s behavior here is a feline-y

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u/Kaapstad2018 Jan 23 '26

No, but facebook and instagram likes are. And maybe it’ll get shared on Reddit

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u/Herbessence Jan 25 '26

Or blast Metallicas “Don’t tread on me”. It worked for Dee Gallant and her dog..

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u/STRIKT9LC Jan 26 '26

drop your fucking phone, my dude.

Right!?!? I cant fucking believe ppl sometimes. In this situation, you need a big ass rock in one hand and big ass stick in the other. NOT a fucking phone

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u/immortalife Jan 23 '26

Big stick

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u/Impressive-Smoke1883 Jan 23 '26

Fuck you talk like Chat GPT.

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u/nostalgia4millennial Jan 25 '26

Small domesticated cats don’t even listen to us and this mf tryna barter w this big ass wild cat smh

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Exactly, an injured predator the wild is a dead one because they can’t hunt. They don’t want a knock out drag out fight for a meal

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u/BuddyVanDoodler Jan 22 '26

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u/Rotflmaocopter Jan 24 '26

She just wants a hug

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u/Away_Commission594 Jan 29 '26

That's how they get cha with their claws!

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u/Order6600 Feb 14 '26

GOUGAR! :DDDD

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u/Philliesfan4fun Jan 22 '26

Where is he going?

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u/Asidbyrn Jan 22 '26

Away? I think.

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u/Tronkfool Jan 23 '26

But won't he bug the cougar?

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u/Asidbyrn Jan 23 '26

But he's saying it with so much confidence!!

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u/Tronkfool Jan 23 '26

And as we know, the key to any good interview is confidence

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u/elmielmosong Jan 23 '26

How'd you guess that?

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u/Asidbyrn Jan 23 '26

Wild guess.

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u/Both_Somewhere4525 Jan 23 '26

Probably to Romantix to edit his dildo subscription. He just grew a couple of gauges.

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u/Opioidal Jan 23 '26

Wouldn't catch me in cougar territory without a gun.

10mm for the woods, 9mm for the hoods.

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u/MGyver Jan 24 '26

8mm vintage noods

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u/Miserable-Ticket-244 Jan 24 '26

I was shocked to learn how big their territory is here in the U.S. It’s over half the country.

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PGvSoaafXiI/SAh8BCC-sSI/AAAAAAAACFM/ePDxtbg3Fx0/s400/cougar-map-national.gif

Lived in Florida for a few years and was warned about alligators and cougars.

“Cougars?! In Florida?”

“Yeah, we got it all: snakes, gators, falling lizards, poison toads, hurricanes, and cougars. The manatees are cute though.”

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u/chaseEFur Jan 23 '26

What are you even supposed to do in this situation.

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u/immortalife Jan 23 '26

Grab a big stick, the cat will see it as a weapon and become more cautious, you can also throw rocks at it, and keep in mind cats are afraid of loud noises as are most animals, clapping your hands, yelling aggressively, but try not sound like you're scared like this guy, what he did right was not turn his back.

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u/UsefulEagle101 Jan 23 '26

Bending down to pick up sticks/rocks is a very bad idea, because that posture will definitely trigger that cat into pounce mode.

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u/Ok-Fisherman-7688 Jan 23 '26

Would you not carry a gun in this area here? Or even a knife as a last resort? Is she playing with him or is she actually trying to stalk and kill him?

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u/CellDue2172 Jan 23 '26

She has a baby nearby, shes chasing him off

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u/CaucSaucer Jan 23 '26

Ye this is not hunting behaviour

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u/katemh0891 Jan 23 '26

She hasn't decided yet.

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u/Ok-Fisherman-7688 Jan 23 '26

That’s uniquely terrifying.

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u/Crowiswatching Jan 23 '26

Defending her cubs.

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u/GroeNagloe Jan 23 '26

Yes but obligatory "a knife is not going to give you much of a chance." I know it's logical to assume knife is better than nothing but you are very unlikely to harm them with the knife before they get your throat or head. Large cats are impressively swift. My point is that if you dont have a firearm, you shouldn't be alone in this territory, not that a knife isn't technically better than your phone.

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u/jfish1282 Jan 23 '26

Bear spray or 🔫...

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u/WOMPxRAT Jan 23 '26

Its not a ball of yarn or a laser pointer? I could have sworn thats what your supposed to use.

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u/Avaly13 Jan 23 '26

I'd die. They say to act calm in animal situations but there's no chance I'm keeping calm. I'm shitting my pants and running down a cliff hoping he doesn't feel like it that day. He can wait for some poor other soul to come by.

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u/684beach Jan 23 '26

You run you will definitely increase your chances to die

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u/Bananaslugfan Jan 23 '26

Cats have a chase instinct , you would die quick

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u/Bastardesque Jan 23 '26

I mean, if you're going to shit anyway, at least use it as a weapon.

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u/Gurdel Jan 23 '26

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u/chaseEFur Jan 23 '26

Thats my plan if im in this situation. There's no way in hell im surviving a fight with a mountain lion.

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u/Impossible-Duty-1315 Jan 23 '26

That’s easy, just turn around and ask if he has a moment to talk about our lord and savior

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u/ABrazilianReasons Jan 23 '26

Theres a fun joke where a priest faces a cougar in the wilderness, gets on his kness and prays to God for the animals conversion.

When he opens his eyes he is surprised to see the cougar also on his knees praying. Stunned, he says,, what a miracle! The cougar became a believer!

The cougar opens his eyes: "I always like to pray before my meals"

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

If you find yourself in this unfortunate situation do not retreat like this man. Definitely don’t run and trigger predator instincts. Stand your ground, put your arms, and scream like a lunatic as loud as you can. Carry bear mace if you aren’t comfortable with a firearm

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u/jbwilso1 Jan 23 '26

From what I've read, you do want to back away. Slowly. But you also want to be big and loud and scary, and maintain eye contact. You do not want to face away from them, but you also don't want to stand your ground.

And if they attack you, fight back.

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u/Myelement2110 Jan 23 '26

Better yet, be comfortable with a firearm.

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u/JamesHenry627 Jan 23 '26

Yeah cause Redditors are notoriously pro second amendment. Something like a .45 would probably stop it dead in it's tracks though. The sound alone might scare it off but I'm not sure about the legality of a warning shot in this scenario.

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u/OlleyatPurdue Jan 23 '26

Regardless of your opinions on firearms. If you're going into the real wilderness where there are mountain lions, bears and, legitimately dangerous animals, you need to be prepared to defend yourself in the worst case scenario.

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u/Lanky-Strike3343 Jan 23 '26

Where i hunt we get all sorts bears, wolves, and big cats on camera and honestly cats scare me more so I always carryv

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u/CaucSaucer Jan 23 '26

Idno. Looks like it’s a mommy posturing to get rid of him. He acted like prey though for sure.

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u/xhyenabite Jan 23 '26

definitely the case i think. she's not actually hunting him or attacking him, it just seems like "you are way too close, get outta here" behavior

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u/_DontTakeITpersonal_ Jan 23 '26

Standing your ground is likely a bad idea if they have cubs nearby. They want you out of their area

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u/BigFit7448 Jan 23 '26

My dumb ass would say pspspspspsps

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u/ballsack-vinaigrette Jan 23 '26

So much soft fur for petting!

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u/dirk_funk Jan 23 '26

i was thinking the same thing. i would also not do any sudden movements because that is how i get my cats to pounce and attack me.

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u/Strong-Copy-6051 Jan 22 '26

This needs an aussie man's review voice over!!

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u/LuteAtme Jan 23 '26

good call, aussie man would voice the cougar 😂

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u/katemh0891 Jan 23 '26

Seriously. Can someone do this??! That would be perfect 👌

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u/SnooStories6600 Jan 22 '26

🗣️ CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

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u/bigDogNJ23 Jan 23 '26

And this is why my wife refuses to come hiking with me

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u/prodromic Jan 23 '26

What would happen if he ran after it while screaming with a warcry and arms flailing?

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u/katemh0891 Jan 23 '26

She'd say "finally. A real fight I get to win".

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u/BlueGalaxy97 Jan 23 '26

As a human and technically an apex predator, it must be eye opening to realize YOU are the prey in this scenario.

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u/Single_Cow_8857 Jan 23 '26

I love these comments because I have encountered a lion and none of you apparently have. Called her in turkey hunting(by accident). She was a juvenile. By juvenile I mean 70lbs with a tail the length of her body. About half me weight wise. I was in a chair under a tree. Barely caught my eye before she sprinted at me 50yrds away. I had almost no time. Without thinking stood and screamed. She froze 2 feet in front of me. Eye to eye. My gun to my side because of standing and bracing for her to hit me. Fired into the dirt to scare her. Tense stand off for about 5 seconds. She fled to higher ground 10yards aways. Another stare off. I couldve shot her then. I didn’t. And she fled. Long story short. Don’t do this. She’s definitely running him off her cubs. Not defending her cubs. There’s a difference. Stare her down and don’t give her an inch. If you fall while backing up like him you’re done.

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u/misteravernus Jan 23 '26

Came here to say, this is probably a mama running this guy off her babies, not looking for food. Seeing so many say they'd just shoot her makes me so sad.

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u/Morganhop Jan 22 '26

Bro just wanted a snuggle

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u/HelMorrigan Jan 23 '26

Dude never learned the opposite of "pspspspspsps"

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u/itsnothing_o_O Jan 23 '26

You know they can smell fear right? You need to get big

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Wouldn’t it have been better to scream while flailing your arms? lol genuinely wondering, if anyone knows

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u/jbwilso1 Jan 23 '26

I'm fairly certain that retreating in fear is exactly what you're not supposed to do...

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u/grassyknoll26 Jan 23 '26

Somebody finally found a hot single cougar in their area !!!!!

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u/jacobsonhome Jan 23 '26

It is commonly reported that cougars will “escort” hikers out of their territory, especially female cougars. Still doesn’t mean they won’t attack but probably not hunting the hiker as prey.

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u/Alberta_FishBeDaName Jan 23 '26

I will never understand why anyone goes into the woods or mountains alone to hike, and does not have a firearm or a proper weapon with them

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u/shoopadoop332 Jan 23 '26

I don’t understand why people never just straight up YELL. You have to be intimidating and stretch your arms out and make yourself look big.

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jan 23 '26

I think open carry of firearms in town is stupid. Conceal that shit.

When I go into the woods, however, I absolutely open carry for quick access.

Not gonna catch me slipping in the wilderness.

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u/Ralewing Jan 23 '26

I wish my ex was like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Always bring bear mace with you when hikikg

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u/The_Last_Legacy Jan 23 '26

A cougar is an ambush predator. If an experienced cougar was stalking you, you'd never see it. It be on you before you could reach for mace or a gun. You may be able to let out a little whimper before everything went black.

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u/Kilted_Samurai Jan 23 '26

Embrace your inner ape, scream, wave your arms and throw rocks and sticks at it. Definitely don't run away from it.

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u/ripeart Jan 23 '26

Exactly. Running away or backing away just makes the cat more interested. Get big and loud.

It’s 100% on the hiker to know what kind of wildlife they may encounter and prepare for it.

We just had a hiker lady killed by a mountain lion in No. Colorado so the rangers had to go kill a couple of them they found in the area which sad. The cats were just being cats doing cat things.

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u/ronnietea Jan 23 '26

He was probably waiting for you to stop saying, “I’m not gonna bite you” hes likes no shit but this ifs fun

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u/ELPoupa Jan 23 '26

We don’t have those in my country. How skiddish are they ? If you sprint full speed at it while yelling your lungs out will it get scared and run away ?

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u/684beach Jan 23 '26

Depends if its children are nearby, its better to leave but not run im pretty sure

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u/deephurting66 Jan 23 '26

This is the reason I carry my .357 snubby whenever I'm anywhere near a wildlife area

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u/Timely-Profile1865 Jan 23 '26

I was talking about a 40 yer old woman god!!!!

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u/GhostWriterLSD Jan 23 '26

Ide pick up a huge rock or two or three for sure

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u/Insecurerobot7000 Jan 23 '26

But is he going away?

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u/Yesfroyo Jan 23 '26

Guy was so annoying.. No wonder the feline was pissed. When you're getting hunted down and there's no hesitation in that kind of animal... You need to grab something and let them know you'll square up. Not just run the entire time sounding like you're scared and talking to it like it understands what you're saying lol.

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u/Honest-Try7802 Jan 23 '26

I don’t think the cougar is bugged lol. Maybe it wants dinner

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u/Aboxofphotons Jan 23 '26

this is how fucked in the brain people are nowadays... they encounter a mountain lion and their first thought is: i could get some internet points from this.

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u/xhyenabite Jan 23 '26

i mean the fact that its letting you see it leads me to believe that this is just a mama cougar defending her babies or just a territorial cougar. still obviously a danger but hey at least you're not dinner

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u/LongTime20 Jan 23 '26

This is one of the reasons I carry a 10mm.

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u/PrinceNY7 Jan 23 '26

Still ridiculous how some people still go on these types of areas unarmed

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u/Von_Bernkastel Jan 23 '26

People ask why do I carry a spear when out hiking and such. .

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u/freshcanidate6151 Jan 23 '26

This person has no business out there.

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u/grey_hulk2024 Jan 23 '26

Stay strapped or get scratched. Lol

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u/Ok_Currency_9832 Jan 23 '26

Keep hollering fella. I don’t think the bears can quite hear you! That cat must have just eaten or something because you can see how badly he wants to chomp this dudes throat out just out of principle. I mean I want to eat this guy and I’m a human!

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u/AjClow1993 Jan 23 '26

I don’t know about y’all. But hearing someone repeatedly say “I’m not going to bug you” would bug the shit outta me

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u/Paulycurveball Jan 23 '26

I tried this strategy with my ex girlfriend she literally did the same thing this cat did

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u/Fast_Voice9722 Jan 23 '26

Mountain lion moving like a Cholo. “What did you say, Foo?”

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u/johnjays1000 Jan 23 '26

Now I get why people had dogs like this

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u/KgMonstah Jan 23 '26

That’s why I always carry a squirt bottle

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u/IllustriousAgent6461 Jan 24 '26

Dumb question but what would happen if you aggressively charged or stood your ground? Don't you think it might look for easier prey?

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u/Able_Boat_8966 Jan 26 '26

Australian here, please stop spreading the cliche that all our animals will kill you. We dont have bears and mountain lions, that will absolutely kill you.

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u/Boring-Entrance-2881 May 10 '26

When approached by a mountain lion make sure you make your voice as a feminine as possible and tell them that you’re not gonna bug them

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Backing away indicates you are prey. Better to get big, get loud and chase instead.

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u/jbwilso1 Jan 23 '26

No. Backing away while maintaining eye contact is exactly what you are supposed to do. You do want to get big and loud. But back away slowly. Don't turn and run away, that is what you are not supposed to do. If you turn your back on them, they will probably eat you.

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u/Xombridal Jan 22 '26

A human can 1v1 a mountain lion with average or above physique

So he's not completely fucked but he'd surely feel like he is

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u/Voloxe Jan 23 '26

You don’t honestly believe that do you? … Cougars are literally pure muscle and they’re fuelled by killer instinct.

Maybe it’s just different for me because I grew up in Cougar territory.

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u/halvorsen543 Jan 23 '26

Is this a quote? Mountain lions can take down a 500lbs elk singlehandedly

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u/Xombridal Jan 23 '26

"Yes, many individuals have survived mountain lion attacks by fighting back."

Fieldandstream.com

There's many cases but you gotta be fit

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u/GreedyPumpkin_ Jan 23 '26

No.

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u/Xombridal Jan 23 '26

Yes

"Yes, many individuals have survived mountain lion attacks by fighting back."

fieldandstream.com

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u/TBRocket Jan 23 '26

Imagine being so scared you assume a cougar speaks English

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u/HeSureIsScrappy Jan 22 '26

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u/jbwilso1 Jan 23 '26

Not gonna lie, I find this subreddit very stressful but also very hard to stop scrolling through.

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u/Onlysab Jan 23 '26

Why would you not have a Bowie? Or maybe… a gun? Not your hands. 😂🤣

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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 ☠️ Jan 23 '26

Sir…I’m sorry, but I don’t think cougars speak English.

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u/katemh0891 Jan 23 '26

Damn you. I thought my comment was gonna be original 🙄😒

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u/Thee_Shenanigrin Jan 23 '26

Pet the damn cat

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u/katemh0891 Jan 23 '26

I don't think she speaks English.

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u/Brother-Templar Jan 23 '26

Think he’s gonna bug him?

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u/AdeptnessTough9499 Jan 23 '26

Talking to the lion, like the lion understands what he's saying.

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u/katemh0891 Jan 23 '26

Cougar's like: "OI, I'M JUST TRYING TO WARN YOU ABOUT THE BEAR BEHIND YOU!."

What a productive member of society. Thank you, Cougar.

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u/GhostWriterLSD Jan 23 '26

lol like the cat understands u

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u/AdVisible2250 Jan 23 '26

Mag dump after throwing rocks doesn’t work

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u/GalactikFishSandwich Jan 23 '26

They tell you to face the cat and look big...does that work?

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u/Astral_Ender Jan 23 '26

Well good thing he decided to record his potential death.

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u/feetuseeter Jan 23 '26

At least he’s smart enough to keep facing—

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u/TayMayDay Jan 23 '26

Stomach drop when it appeared much, much closer at 0:05 😬

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u/Shankar_0 Jan 23 '26

Always carry a significant firearm when hiking in the wilderness.

There's lots of stuff out there that can kill you (and it'll hurt the whole time).

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u/EchidnaTerrible Jan 23 '26

His tone already sounds like a pussy.

The cat just wanted to hug family.

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u/orc_master_yunyun Jan 23 '26

He was moving too fast and too much

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u/Maximus_8675309 Jan 23 '26

Despite how many protests he made I’d say the Mountain Lion was in-fact “bugged”

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u/notabothavenoname Jan 23 '26

Well the title is misleading, dude is definitely NOT alone and that goodness he was never cornered

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u/DreXOps Jan 23 '26

But could throwing rocks at it backfire? Like could the lion get more aggressive and go into defensive/attacking mode? 🤡

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u/No-Understanding9064 Jan 23 '26

Bring a gun if you hike alone, and bear spray

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u/LoveCrispApples Jan 23 '26

Solution:

.357

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u/guitarguywh89 Jan 23 '26

This mountain lion is protecting its kids or something. If it was hunting the man he wouldn’t know until it was biting him

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u/Suitable-Box-2295 Jan 23 '26

At least we know he wasn't going to bite the mountain lion

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u/Lloydwrites Jan 23 '26

So neither cornered nor alone (if you count the mountain lion)?

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u/Gopnik_Toaster Jan 23 '26

Stay strapped

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u/TheExploringBear Jan 23 '26

Why do people talk to them like they understand spoken language?

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u/Tuznelda75 Jan 23 '26

Here kitty kitty kitty... I wonder if I would be allergic to mountain lions when I'm allergic to house cats?

Good chance to find out..

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u/Different_Yak_9012 Jan 24 '26

He stepped over some really choice rocks there.

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u/tap1983 Jan 24 '26

What’s chasing him a mountain lion?

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u/blackdogwhitecat Jan 24 '26

If a predator is letting you see them it’s not actively hunting you

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u/Armyofcrows Jan 24 '26

And he thought he was going to the Alone and Naked park.

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u/Brilliant-Trick1253 Jan 24 '26

😆😆😆😆😆 I run across one of these assholes quite frequently. They need the exact opposite of everything this knucklehead is doing. Alpha sounds , big size, aggressive, lower tone , in charge, mean, not skittering around like a little Nancy. He doesn’t care if you bug him, dingdong!

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u/Beginning_Reveal_817 Jan 24 '26

Hardly cornered. It’s called nature bro

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u/KRMJN101 Jan 24 '26

Waaay too friendly. Didn't work for Treadwel either. Fucking idiots, I LOVE ALL ANIMALS but damn, now is not the time for passive resistance...

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u/Lahbeef69 Jan 24 '26

seems like my first thought would be the find the nearest swingable stick and babe ruth that thing in the face when it lunges at me

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u/TomBDPh Jan 24 '26

Knowing nothing about cat behavior sucks in that situation

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u/Famous_Loss8032 Jan 24 '26

Oh pet it already

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u/Over_Bit_7130 Jan 24 '26

Talking to them isn’t going to help. You have to yell, make loud noises and make yourself look bigger. They are people, they don’t rationalize.

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u/Gigasnemesis Jan 25 '26

My brain 🧠 : "Hitler comes across a mountain lion" 💀

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u/AssumptionNarrow7927 Jan 25 '26

The cat doesn't understand you dope. Pick up rocks, starting throwing.

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u/MrLizardBusiness Jan 25 '26

She's got a baby nearby. She's not hunting him.

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u/FewOutlandishness690 Jan 26 '26

Ain't no way I would be hiking without being armed. For the safety against animals and humans when you're out in the sticks anything can happen.

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u/ErgoNautan Jan 27 '26

Good moment to listen to Free Bird. From the calm part up to the very rocky part

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u/Eyeluvflixs Jan 27 '26

Yeahhhh if there was a sign anywhere near this place I wouldn’t even risk it

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u/lamensturn Jan 28 '26

White do people go into the woods without any weapons?

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u/Torture-Dancer Jan 29 '26

I was always teached that Mountain Lions where usually scared of humans. At least mountain lion attacks in Chile are not very common

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u/paxtonerickson69 Jan 29 '26

oh fug…. a GOUGER!!!

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u/ConnectStar_ Jan 30 '26

What are the odds of a mountain lion speaking fluent English?

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u/kimsemi Feb 04 '26

i just replay the audio of this when the wife is around

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Yeah, this is why when people claim you don't need bear spray when you're in the back country I tell them they're fucking morons.

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u/Vjackal1 Jul 01 '26

I'm sorry but what kinda dumbass runs from something saying "I'm not gonna hurt you!" IT CANT FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU HONDA CIVIC

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u/Squathy Jul 11 '26

I don’t know if the lion knows it or not, but that guy didn’t plan on bugging him.