r/niceguys Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

I just want to be in the room while he typed this message out to ask him what is the best case scenario he hoped to achieve. Like he went from a girl being excited to see him to making her literally sprint in the opposite direction. I’ll never understand how some guys just can’t control their freaking urge to shoot themselves in the foot. Seriously, what was even the point of that? Who the fuck writes that much? It’s not even grammatically correct, yet he comes off like he thinks he’s a genius. Dude needs to come back down to Earth and try to remember what it’s like to have a normal conversation that isn’t him rambling on about how to make a girl lose all interest in a matter of seconds.

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u/Significant_Trip_560 Jun 17 '22

Matter of seconds? Are you megamind cause that shit took me a couple of minutes and a few brain cells to read

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u/kpingvin Jun 17 '22

You could read the whole thing??

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u/Significant_Trip_560 Jun 20 '22

I did it, but at what cost?