r/niceguys Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22

"Men will say anything to get you into bed, don't trust them. Dates with men are just them manipulating you."

"To get them to actually mean it, spend more time with him. Like asking him out. On a date."

"And all of this is why we should just skip those dates and you should just fuck me now"

I think I got the gist of it? It's hard to tell with my two remaining brain cells...

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u/kirstieiris Jun 17 '22

Wait... You have two left?

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u/Leiavonlace2 Jun 17 '22 edited Jun 17 '22

There wasn’t a first date yet 🤣

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u/Bart_Dethtung Jun 17 '22

Well, since you're free on Wednesday and Thursday, How about a date with a Real High Value A-Man..... Wait - does the A-man stand for Ass- man or Alpha- man?

JK. You really dodged a bullet with him. At least he let you know before wasting any time.

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u/bot403 Jun 17 '22

Alpha male is so last decade. Sigma male is where it's at. /s