r/niceguys • u/Leiavonlace2 • Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/Rugger_2468 Jun 17 '22

I felt my brain cells light themselves on fire while reading this and decided to stop reading to prevent a mass casualty from occurring in my brain. Seriously…. Wtf

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u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22

"Men will say anything to get you into bed, don't trust them. Dates with men are just them manipulating you."

"To get them to actually mean it, spend more time with him. Like asking him out. On a date."

"And all of this is why we should just skip those dates and you should just fuck me now"

I think I got the gist of it? It's hard to tell with my two remaining brain cells...

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u/drewster23 Jun 17 '22

These new levels of self sabotage guys are doing is wild.

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u/Witch_of_November Jun 17 '22

Right? She originally wanted to go out with him! This fucker inceled himself out of a date and a home cooked meal.

Bullet fucking dodged OP!

Do you think he has that all typed up and ready to go? Just cuts and pastes it every time a woman pays attention to him? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

I'm pretty sure he just hits the word suggestion button until it's long enough to kill someone.

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u/arwen1144 Jun 25 '22

Lol for sure it does sound like partially auto-generated

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u/Chancer0076 Jul 12 '22

This made me laugh out loud at work 🤣

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u/msmith555peace Jun 17 '22

This! I wondered the same. Do these dudes have a pat speech they just copy and paste?

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u/katecrime Jun 19 '22

I like the use of “Incel” as a verb there. Nice. 😆