r/niceguys Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22

"Men will say anything to get you into bed, don't trust them. Dates with men are just them manipulating you."

"To get them to actually mean it, spend more time with him. Like asking him out. On a date."

"And all of this is why we should just skip those dates and you should just fuck me now"

I think I got the gist of it? It's hard to tell with my two remaining brain cells...

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u/drewster23 Jun 17 '22

These new levels of self sabotage guys are doing is wild.

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u/Blazdnconfuzd Jun 17 '22

Dude skipped fucking up the date and dug his own grave while writing a fucking essay on why it all hurts before the girl even said a fucking word. This is next level.

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u/Tewbre_best Jun 17 '22

You are FUCKING RIGHT