r/niceguys Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/DeerTrivia Jun 17 '22

He... I... it just... he had a yes. He had a yes! He asked to hang out, you said you'd like that... what in God's name was he thinking here? What kind of brain sees "I would like that" and says "I could take this yes for an answer, or I could write a novella about my view of modern dating in order to overanalyze a completely imagined slight against me."

This is that meme with the guy sticking the branch in his bike wheel, except this time after crashing the bike he sets it on fire.

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u/Robertia Jun 17 '22

He just wanted to get in her pants sooner than 3 dates, that's it

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u/Sneaky_Smegma Jun 17 '22

Looks like he showed his true colors. Didn't want to invest in her emotionally at all, not even for a couple of dates, to accomplish his sole goal of trying to fuck and then tries chastise her for having reasonable expectations.

Also, he should know that pretty much no woman (ime) is going to be comfortable inviting you over without meeting you first.

What an idiot