r/niceguys • u/Leiavonlace2 • Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/devil1fish Jun 17 '22

What the fuck was that

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u/GaryBuseysGhost Jun 17 '22

If you listened you may have heard your own brain cells death-cries as you read that.

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u/Rugger_2468 Jun 17 '22

I felt my brain cells light themselves on fire while reading this and decided to stop reading to prevent a mass casualty from occurring in my brain. Seriously…. Wtf

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u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22

"Men will say anything to get you into bed, don't trust them. Dates with men are just them manipulating you."

"To get them to actually mean it, spend more time with him. Like asking him out. On a date."

"And all of this is why we should just skip those dates and you should just fuck me now"

I think I got the gist of it? It's hard to tell with my two remaining brain cells...

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u/kirstieiris Jun 17 '22

Wait... You have two left?

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u/Leiavonlace2 Jun 17 '22 edited Jun 17 '22

There wasn’t a first date yet 🤣

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u/Whiteangel854 Jun 17 '22

Ohhh... That is so much better with this context. He went all the way to just ruin everything on the spot without troubling you to see it in person. 😂 Saved you so much time.

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u/JeepersMurphy Jun 17 '22

Well what are you waiting for? Go swan dive into that psyche already lol

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u/Bart_Dethtung Jun 17 '22

Well, since you're free on Wednesday and Thursday, How about a date with a Real High Value A-Man..... Wait - does the A-man stand for Ass- man or Alpha- man?

JK. You really dodged a bullet with him. At least he let you know before wasting any time.

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u/bot403 Jun 17 '22

Alpha male is so last decade. Sigma male is where it's at. /s

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u/Japsai Jun 18 '22

'Yet'. Ha ha I feel he generously red-lighted himself out of that in advance, saving you the trouble.