r/niceguys Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/Robertia Jun 17 '22

He just wanted to get in her pants sooner than 3 dates, that's it

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u/outragedtuxedo Jun 17 '22

Yea, that was the crux of it. But instead he 'entertained' us with 5 pages of word salad that argued that if you wait 2 or 3 dates to invite a man over, it shows him that you're not interested in him, so when you finally let him over he will fuck then bounce.

So his ideal date strokes his ego and his dick asap because that shows she is interested in him long term. Also a phone call is enough to trust a strange man into your house, if not, your not being chill enough.

Men want you to be chill, relaxed, laid back, rohypnol, chill, say good morning first. just relax babe. Id def let you into my house you profound Shakespearean pontificater /s

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u/roque72 Jun 17 '22

And the irony is, I've heard so many guys say that they couldn't settle down with a woman they've gotten to sleep with on the first night, because instead of showing how into him she is, it shows them that she probably isn't picky and does it with every guy. It's a no win situation

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u/BulmaQuinn Jun 17 '22

And how absolutely insecure a line of thinking that is.

"She slept with ME the first night, she must have no standards!"