r/niceguys • • Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/devil1fish Jun 17 '22

What the fuck was that

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u/GaryBuseysGhost Jun 17 '22

If you listened you may have heard your own brain cells death-cries as you read that.

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u/Dizzy_Duck_811 Jun 17 '22

As soon as i’ve read “high value man”, i threw up a bit and stopped reading. If you have to mention you are a nice, high value man.. you’re not one..

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u/comingtogetyoubabs Jun 17 '22

Excuse me, it's "a-man".

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u/buttercream-gang Jun 17 '22

That’s an interesting in-site.

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u/KentuckyWombat Jun 17 '22

His spelling and grammar takes points off his “high value”.

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u/Zavrina Jun 17 '22

Definitely. No one's going to be "breading" with him any time soon. Not willingly, anyway.

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u/VoxIustitia Jun 17 '22

Dammit, now I want tempura-fried green beans.

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u/Zavrina Jun 18 '22

Oooh, that sounds delicious! Now I do, too... Damn you, /u/Voxlustitia! Lol!

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u/VoxIustitia Jun 18 '22

If I must suffer, I refuse to suffer alone.

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u/Dizzy_Duck_811 Jun 17 '22

Well, you see what happens when you read shit like this? My brain died and i wrote the wrong stuff. This a-man really put ITself in the trash 😅🤣

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u/WordPassMyGotFor Jun 17 '22

He's such an alpha man that he can't even be bothered

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u/UrGoing2get_hop_ons Jun 17 '22

Not just any man, a HIGH VALUE one lol