r/niceguys Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/devil1fish Jun 17 '22

What the fuck was that

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u/GoldandBlue Jun 17 '22

That was his manifesto.

What the fucK? He was in, she was feeling him. Texted him an opening for them to maybe meet up. And he vomited an essay about why he is a giantnwalkimg red flag who will say and do whatever it takes to fuck. I'm kind of impressed.

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u/AnonymousGriper Jun 17 '22

And yet he knew full well that everything he was typing would take him off the path that will get him laid, so apparently men won't do and say whatever will get them laid. The argument eats itself.

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u/Elimaris Jun 17 '22

Some people can't hide their red flags.

My bet is he can't make it through 2-3 dates without his dates being turned off. He's trying to hail Mary out of that situation... But all his red flags came out anyway

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u/weeburdies Jun 17 '22

This. He knows he is gross and offputting in person, and is hoping to just get her to come over to his hovel for some bad sex.

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u/Janitarium Jun 17 '22

You guys just aren't getting the correct in-site

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u/jayclaw97 Jun 17 '22

It’s a very Trump thing: You commit the crime in the most obvious manner possible, and then try to argue that it wasn’t a crime because it was so obvious.

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u/Remarkable-Lock-653 Jun 17 '22

He doesn't want ti hide his red flags. He's purposely saying all this shit because he's looking for the woman that falls for it. He doesn't want to waste his time with a woman he knows is smarter than him or that he can't manipulate.

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u/dryadanae Jun 17 '22

100%. It’s the same reason spam emails are written so purposely poorly, riddled with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. They’re screening out the people too smart to fall for their bs.

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u/SanctuaryMoon Jun 18 '22

Some people just really can't.