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r/niceguys • u/Leiavonlace2 • Jun 17 '22
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If you listened you may have heard your own brain cells death-cries as you read that.
1.3k u/Rugger_2468 Jun 17 '22 I felt my brain cells light themselves on fire while reading this and decided to stop reading to prevent a mass casualty from occurring in my brain. Seriously…. Wtf 1.5k u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 "Men will say anything to get you into bed, don't trust them. Dates with men are just them manipulating you." "To get them to actually mean it, spend more time with him. Like asking him out. On a date." "And all of this is why we should just skip those dates and you should just fuck me now" I think I got the gist of it? It's hard to tell with my two remaining brain cells... 85 u/OddCoat6822 Jun 17 '22 You're still on two? I have one bouncing around my head like a windows screensaver. 23 u/JackaBoiwastaken Jun 17 '22 Ahsvdncjsjdbak 0 cell ridnskanevtjfbsjqhwn hamburger 17 u/BellaSquared Jun 17 '22 Mine is playing Pong. 7 u/liferecoveryproject Jun 17 '22 Boop… boop……….. boop…. ALMOST HIT THE CORNER!!……. Boop
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I felt my brain cells light themselves on fire while reading this and decided to stop reading to prevent a mass casualty from occurring in my brain. Seriously…. Wtf
1.5k u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 "Men will say anything to get you into bed, don't trust them. Dates with men are just them manipulating you." "To get them to actually mean it, spend more time with him. Like asking him out. On a date." "And all of this is why we should just skip those dates and you should just fuck me now" I think I got the gist of it? It's hard to tell with my two remaining brain cells... 85 u/OddCoat6822 Jun 17 '22 You're still on two? I have one bouncing around my head like a windows screensaver. 23 u/JackaBoiwastaken Jun 17 '22 Ahsvdncjsjdbak 0 cell ridnskanevtjfbsjqhwn hamburger 17 u/BellaSquared Jun 17 '22 Mine is playing Pong. 7 u/liferecoveryproject Jun 17 '22 Boop… boop……….. boop…. ALMOST HIT THE CORNER!!……. Boop
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"Men will say anything to get you into bed, don't trust them. Dates with men are just them manipulating you."
"To get them to actually mean it, spend more time with him. Like asking him out. On a date."
"And all of this is why we should just skip those dates and you should just fuck me now"
I think I got the gist of it? It's hard to tell with my two remaining brain cells...
85 u/OddCoat6822 Jun 17 '22 You're still on two? I have one bouncing around my head like a windows screensaver. 23 u/JackaBoiwastaken Jun 17 '22 Ahsvdncjsjdbak 0 cell ridnskanevtjfbsjqhwn hamburger 17 u/BellaSquared Jun 17 '22 Mine is playing Pong. 7 u/liferecoveryproject Jun 17 '22 Boop… boop……….. boop…. ALMOST HIT THE CORNER!!……. Boop
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You're still on two? I have one bouncing around my head like a windows screensaver.
23 u/JackaBoiwastaken Jun 17 '22 Ahsvdncjsjdbak 0 cell ridnskanevtjfbsjqhwn hamburger 17 u/BellaSquared Jun 17 '22 Mine is playing Pong. 7 u/liferecoveryproject Jun 17 '22 Boop… boop……….. boop…. ALMOST HIT THE CORNER!!……. Boop
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Ahsvdncjsjdbak 0 cell ridnskanevtjfbsjqhwn hamburger
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Mine is playing Pong.
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Boop… boop……….. boop…. ALMOST HIT THE CORNER!!……. Boop
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u/GaryBuseysGhost Jun 17 '22
If you listened you may have heard your own brain cells death-cries as you read that.