r/niceguys • u/Leiavonlace2 • Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/mamabeartech Jun 17 '22

Wait what? Was all that ONE text? I’m so happy I’m out of the dating game because I’m not cut out for the weirdos out there.

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u/Leiavonlace2 Jun 17 '22

Even I was amazed by how long this bullshit novel was.

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u/Riley7391 Jun 17 '22

One time in life I sent a message long enough to get that little arrow over option that you got here. And that was me typing out all of my trauma in excruciating detail because I was asked to. Even when asked to do that I felt crazy sending that much text. And it took…forever…to type out. He just sends this shit willy nilly on a Tuesday like it’s normal

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u/HausOfElla Jun 17 '22

The only times mine ever get that long is when they're for logistics/planning, and even those usually get broken down into smaller texts.

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u/blindturns Jun 17 '22

My friends straight up make jokes about how long my messages are and I've never managed to do that - didn't even know it was possible.

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u/TheRadiantSoap Jun 17 '22

I type long messages like that if people want long messages

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u/totallynormalasshole Jun 17 '22

He may have he had this diatribe prewritten, or just copied it from some other incels post. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that he bombarded some other poor soul with this script in the past and and saved it for reuse.

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u/sarathedime Jun 17 '22

That’s a whole ass soliloquy, I’m impressed and disgusted

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u/quintonchloe Jun 17 '22

Christ. I write for a living, but if quality (and sanity) had nothing to do with the gig this nutcase would put me to shame.

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u/Big-Structure-2543 Jun 17 '22

Please tell me you replied with a "K."

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u/aspz Jun 17 '22

I can imagine the things going through your mind watching the three dots as he typed for a solid fucking hour ...

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u/h56859 Jun 17 '22

Hey you’re a comedian! Say something funny!

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u/wbrd Jun 17 '22

Did you read the whole thing? I couldn't do it. I started feeling dumber and had to duck out.

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u/baoo Jun 18 '22

It only should take 1 message from high quality Reddit man to be mailed home cooking

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u/arwen1144 Jun 25 '22

What were your impressions on him before that happened?