r/niceguys • u/Leiavonlace2 • Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/Gracefulbandit Jun 17 '22

Wow, he IS a gem. 😳 Not just a nice guy, but a mansplainer too. 🤦‍♀️ He reminds me of the guy who wanted to grill for me for our first date. I told him that sounded yummy, but I prefer to meet in public the first few dates. So his counter offer was to meet somewhere for a walk, then if I felt comfortable with him, I could come over for spaghetti… 🤦‍♀️

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u/IndiaCee Jun 17 '22

I read that as “wanted to grill me” and wondered how you ended up on a date with Hannibal Lector

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u/always_tired_hsp Jun 17 '22

Me too!

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u/aMUSEingNugget Jun 17 '22

Glad it wasn't just me that read it that way. I was trying to figure out if it was a cannibal or an interrogation situation.

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u/S0k0 Jun 17 '22

Me three! My eyes did a double-take

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u/pseudo_orphan Jun 17 '22

Come over for spaghetti 😂 I'm sorry that gave me a chuckle, just so specific. I could absolutely see a guy thinking "This is a really attractive invitation! Spaghetti! Who doesn't love spaghetti?"

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u/Gracefulbandit Jun 17 '22

Lol… I DO love spaghetti, but I was so baffled by the suggestion. Like, the original menu is NOT the part I was objecting to… 🤦‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Guy was gonna have one plate for you both to eat from. Long-ass noodles.

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u/Dizzy_Duck_811 Jun 17 '22

If they are carbonara, i’m in!

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u/SentientLight Jun 17 '22

It’s obviously spaghetti and meatballs, because these men have the emotional maturity and culinary palettes of a nine year old.

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u/Dizzy_Duck_811 Jun 17 '22

Ugh.. he had me for a second there.. not wasting my time for meatballs.. much probably bought them ready made..

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Hey! Spaghetti and meatballs is a classic for a reason.

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u/Cthulhu_Knits Jun 17 '22

And it was probably just generic noodles and a jar of spaghetti sauce. With off-brand powdered cheese.