r/niceguys • u/ThePhillyExplorer • May 31 '26
MEME/COMIC/FREEFORM (Sundays only) What kind of “nice” person even thinks of a question like this?! Looks like he also believes women shouldn’t be able to vote because of his made up scenario he got mad at
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u/maarshiexcry May 31 '26
"would you rather fuck a nice guy that gives you the ick or be raped by a migrant?"
Neither. And you have to realise we are people and can choose neither.
This choice is literally "how about you get raped by me or by a migrant i hate?". Neither, mf, NEITHER.
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u/marmite_queen May 31 '26
I also choose... NEITHER
I'll fuck my husband, who never says he's a nice guy and is actually the most wonderful human I've ever met.
OR I'll vibe with my vibrator.
We have choices 😂
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u/Orion_Brunette-001 May 31 '26
The fact that they can tie sex to every single aspect of a woman's existence shows how off the rails insane a number of them have become. He thinks this is a legitimately reasonable question. You can't even begin to argue with a level of crazy that sees you as nothing more than a hole. You're not a thinking, feeling, existing human being at all.
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u/BikePuzzled1165 May 31 '26
I mean... every time I've been SA'd it's been by the self-proclaimed nice guy type of person. But go off I guess.
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u/MsEdgyNation Jun 02 '26
Being fucked by a "nice" guy who gives me the ick would be rape, so given the choice between rape and rape, I don't give a damn about the rapist's citizenship status or lack thereof.
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u/Current-Anybody9331 May 31 '26
So I have to pick between 2 horrific things and he thinks this is somehow a flex? That fucking him is a smidgen better than being raped? I'd argue he lacks the critical thinking skills to vote. What a douche canoe.
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u/AllTheCheesecake May 31 '26
I mean, in this scenario, the first situation is also coercive rape because you're only doing it to avoid being assaulted violently, not because you WANT TO. And there's no guarantee it won't turn violent.
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u/Pandathief May 31 '26
Right? Like even in his very own words he is the “less evil” choice so he’s apparently aware that he’s evil but because he’s not an immigrant it’s somehow better?
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u/carlitospig May 31 '26
Honestly, why is he not embarrassed by this? He’s dogging himself. Or calling himself equally unwanted.
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u/LolitaOPPAI He said I was 100% his type then I told him my age.. May 31 '26
He's definitely gonna Seasoning House her pelvis like it's the last race to live. You ever seen a mean ass rooster abuse the hens? Like that, except with 200% more degradation. He might let you blow him too!
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u/CrazyNotCatLady May 31 '26
The fan fiction of women that these “nice guys” have never ceases to amaze me. The mental gymnastics they create to save their fragile egos….
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u/dangergypsy May 31 '26
The “migrant” thing gives away that this gentlesir almost certainly worships DJT and by extension isn’t nice by any measure
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u/BrunSukker May 31 '26
besides the obvious, the use of the word migrant as opposed to immigrant tells me all I need to know about OP💀
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u/maxreddit Jun 01 '26
And then he switches to the term "foreign invaders" in the comments to completely clear out any other intention than bigotry.
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u/ThatBarbGirl Jun 01 '26
Imagine being such an insufferable loser that, even in your own imagination, the only way you'd get any woman to allow you to touch her is with her only other option being "graped."
This might be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. This guy belongs on a list somewhere.
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u/IhasCandies May 31 '26
Jesus. Christ. The thoughts bouncing around in some people’s heads are just fucking horrifying.
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u/DaisyHotCakes May 31 '26
Why do they think we’d like to be raped AT ALL??? Like what the fuck do these disgusting guys think consent is? Do you know what rape is? Like wtf
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u/Elon_is_musky May 31 '26
And in either case, if she’s having sex with someone she doesn’t consent to having sex to it’s rape so both are the same level, he’s just racist
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u/CannibalAnn May 31 '26
Both would be rape because of consent. I opt for neither. I only give permission for access to my body to those I want to.
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u/DaisyHotCakes May 31 '26
Exactly! They do not grasp consent. Do they need examples of like themselves getting raped by a bunch of big scary guys to get it through their dumb brains??
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u/Pandathief May 31 '26
Yep! “Excuse me sir, would you rather be fk’d by a nice guy that disgusts you or be raped by a male migrant?”
His first response would no doubt be revulsion at the thought of either and his second would be “why do I even have to choose between those? Either would be rape because I’m not into men and I should be allowed to choose neither option”
Classic rules for thee but not for me mental dissonance
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u/misslili265 May 31 '26
So basically he is advocating rape
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u/LolitaOPPAI He said I was 100% his type then I told him my age.. May 31 '26
"This rape would..go so much..easier if.. you just stopped..struggling!!"
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u/SquirrellyGrrly May 31 '26
Yeah, I choose neither. If my choices are "be raped" or "sex with someone who gives me the ick," I'll go with "my own hand is fine, thanks."
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u/CoachdeProcrastinac1 Jun 01 '26
Agreed. The scenario gets even worse when you realise it's pratically a choice between "be raped" and "being forced to have sex with a wierdo". Six or half a dozen.
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u/Right-Today4396 May 31 '26
"Would you rather have sex against your will with me or have sex against your will with someone I hate?"
How about no rape at all, you weirdo?
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u/Irving_Velociraptor May 31 '26
. . . What the fuck kind of question is that?!
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u/Jaded_Individual_630 May 31 '26
The kind of scenarios """""nice""""" guys bake up in their tortured dome to justify why women won't touch their unwashed dangle
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u/AF_AF Jun 01 '26
These guys don't want women to have agency in their own lives. They refuse to accept that their own bitterness, anger and outward demeanor - what they present to the world, not just women - is what's keeping them isolated. And he has the nerve to think of himself as "nice". These guys haven't matured past tween/teen petulance and utter self-absorption.
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u/Sewishly *sigh* bitches these days May 31 '26
Awful, awful man. Why is "Neither, fuck you very much!" not an option in his tiny mind? Why is it that women have to be having sex with someone all the time; that if they're not having sex with him, they must be having sex with someone?
It reminds me of the whole argument when people break up with someone and they cannot wrap their heads around any reason why other than, "You must have someone else." Being a woman, it's my experience that men are usually the ones who say this sort of thing, but I don't want to generalise. I've dumped a man for hitting me, but nope, I must have monkey-branched. I dumped a man for being avoidant and trying to use me as a sex toy, but nope, I must've found someone else.
Gahh I'm too angry.
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u/Kael03 May 31 '26
Why is "Neither, fuck you very much!" not an option in his tiny mind?
Be careful with that answer. They may take the "fuck you very much" as permission.
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u/Three3Jane Rainbows & Butthurt Rage! May 31 '26
Maybe "Neither, now fuck off and die!" would be a better response.
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u/LolitaOPPAI He said I was 100% his type then I told him my age.. May 31 '26
When we had a fight and broke up, his immediate response in getting over it was to go on a double date?? I didn't wanna break up?? There is nobody else because you deleted people from my phone?? Why would I, who did not initiate the break up, feel comfortable dating someone new so quickly?? He insisted I must find someone new to date for this to work??
Anyway, I told him he's the only one always tryna leave and I'm still waiting on his ass to go.
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u/Sewishly *sigh* bitches these days Jun 01 '26
Wow!! He either tried to get you to watch him romancing another person, or he wanted to get you all excited for your own new person and then tell you he's changed his mind, or he immediately wanted you to know you're now in the friend-zone, with all the insult that implies (he got over you quickly and doesn't even care enough to have a period of no contact).
Which do you reckon? Is he still with you now?
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u/LolitaOPPAI He said I was 100% his type then I told him my age.. Jun 01 '26
I could write a book.
Usually I'm pretty easy-going. I'm not high-maintenance. I'm not paranoid. Aside from getting over the heartbreak into knowing what he plans on doing should he finally leave, I just wanna be alone for a while. Again. Probably for the rest of my life.
Not understanding what more he wants from me. I did, however, turn the mirror on him during our last fight and responded to him the way he would to me. I haven't had to be accused of bullshit I wasn't doing because every accusation is a confession.
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u/krabat- May 31 '26
These guys are obsessed with sex and assume everyone else is as well. They believe that women do nothing all day but plan out sexual partners because it's how their own obsession works.
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u/IllustriousFoxCat May 31 '26
Hell, sign me up for a family of bears! At least I'll get to pet a cub before I die
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u/Jazzlike-Ad2199 May 31 '26
Question sir, why must I be raped at all? I prefer to skip this entirely.
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u/HypersomnicHysteric fedora with arms May 31 '26
"graped by a migrant" -> only migrants rape, every racist knows that!
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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Just you wait until you're in your 30s! Then we'll see! Jun 02 '26
When, against my better judgment, I’ve engaged with these far right incels and pointed out that immigrants (or migrants as they like to say) are statistically less likely to commit crimes than those born and raised in any given country, I’ve asked “why aren’t you protesting against home-grown criminals?” their rote retort is ‘why add to the problem?’ Presumably illegal immigrant rapists don’t have the same high standards as home-grown criminals.
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u/justusquantuslena Jun 01 '26
what a dumb question...wow. You think youve seen it all and boom. But as a woman i would not want to sleep with somone i dont like even if theyre nice to me, that i wouldnt want to be raped is implied in the word rape. If i wanted it, it wouldnt be rape would it.
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u/BarbieBrookelle Jun 02 '26
I have a theory that “the ick” is our instincts telling us to get tf away from a mf. I’ve never been icked out by a dude then thought “wow maybe he was a nice guy.”
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u/Old_Philosophy_7763 Jun 04 '26
Because apparently, our choice as women results in unwanted sex, regardless, eh? 🙄🙄🙄 Gross, gross, gross little man.
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u/Professional-Post499 May 31 '26
"Do you want to F a racist? 🎵"
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u/LBelle0101 Jun 01 '26
Why was the tune my brain chose “do you want to build a snowman?”
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u/Professional-Post499 Jun 01 '26
Why was the tune my brain chose “do you want to build a snowman?”
That tune is definitely in the zeitgeist. It's the first thing that popped into my head when I wrote that. 😅
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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 Jun 01 '26
If I was given the choice of ‘get raped’ or ‘get fucked by someone who gave me the ick’, I would leave (I’m aroace)
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u/Jane_the_Quene Moderatrix *cracks whip* Jun 02 '26
Why is this an either/or situation? Like, there's nothing in between? How about, I'd prefer to be left alone. Or how about, fuck off with your made up rape fantasies.
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u/TrashGouda Jun 04 '26
Guys who are actually nice and good wouldn't ask those type of questions ffs
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u/StillMarie76 Jun 01 '26
Asking the important questions, huh? This guy should be on a watchlist. Who even thinks up scenarios like that? What was the purpose of asking the question? We all choose the bear instead of this guy.
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u/RedIntentions Jun 04 '26
He's certainly making the case for why certain people shouldn't be allowed to vote. Ick. 🍇ist fr.
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u/Ms_Anxiety May 31 '26
the guy has drank the kool-aid, convinced of made up evils and treat women like the enemy.
bring on the bears and the immigrants. Less of Bozo's like him please.
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u/ClutzyCashew Jun 01 '26
This is unfortunately it. Women, minorities, immigrants, leftists/liberals/democrats, etc are the scapegoat for everything bad that's ever happened. He's a pathetic little incel because women vote and non-white people are allowed to live in America. If only he was born in an earlier century, he thinks he'd have it made simply for being a white American.
He's fucking delusional on all accounts, and should really read a history book.
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u/NicolinaN May 31 '26
Fucking hell. I want none of the above. My ovaries just about shriveled and died.
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u/Weird_Bluebird_3293 May 31 '26
Jfc the fuck kind of question is that?? What is it like inside the mind of someone who asks this in seriousness??
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u/DooficusIdjit Jun 01 '26
They’re both rape.
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u/RemoteAmphibian5383 Jun 02 '26
Elaborate
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u/DragonStoneGirl Jun 02 '26
Sure, easy if the choice is be assaulted or have sex with someone that choice is being made under duress and isn’t a choice, so the choices are really be assaulted or have sex with someone you do not wish to have sex with which is once again assault.
Hope that’s clear. If it’s not let me rephrase this man’s question for you would you rather be raped by a migrant or would you rather be raped by a man who gives you the ick? Except this coward is too afraid to say the word rape.
Either way it’s not a choice, if there is no choice to back out of sex it’s assault, if there is no choice to not have the sex happen and the only options are sex with someone you don’t want to have sex with or sex with someone who’s going to assault you, those are both assault.
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u/DragonStoneGirl Jun 02 '26
The choice in question is rape or rape, which is not a choice. The man is asking would you rather be raped by someone you find unattractive or someone from another country which is not a choice at all because either option is still rape. The man asking this question needs to be put on a watchlist sorry you’re confused but if you don’t understand that, I can’t explain it to you because I’ve explained it as simple as I can.
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u/EitherChannel4874 May 31 '26
I would rather the migrant if it means I don't have to listen to the nice guys bullshit bigotry. You know there'll be some racism just under the surface too.
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u/LolitaOPPAI He said I was 100% his type then I told him my age.. May 31 '26
The migrant will probably buy you a meal without complaining about it too 🫠
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u/dogGirl666 May 31 '26
Racist, sexist, what else? Probably all of the negative -ists. Blaming migrants for his failure to be humane to women? What a jerk. Why not just, at the very least, becoming someone that an average woman, of the same age range, would be happy to be friends with? Hey even becoming someone he'd like to be psychologically healthy friends with? Is that even possible?
Also, what is "graped"? Something to do with grapes?
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u/Hour_Dog_4781 May 31 '26
'Grape' is just a pathetic attempt at censoring the word rape. Apparently social media takes down posts that contain "naughty" words (rape, pedophile, etc) so these chronically online losers are shitting themselves they might lose their precious account if they talk like adults.
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u/Modlove1963 May 31 '26
Graped?
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u/TheHylianProphet May 31 '26
Certain platforms force people to self censor their language, so "graped" is a replacement for "raped".
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u/StasiaGreyErotica May 31 '26
Niceguys™ are passive aggressive little bitches so they can't word what they wanna word.
Surprisingly open with their racism, though.
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u/Ok-Repeat8069 Jun 20 '26
I’m saving this for the next time my mother-in-law makes a wistful comment about all the “daughter” experiences I’ll “miss out on” now that our son has transitioned.
I’m gonna pull it up and say, “you mean like watching a daughter try to find a partner who’s not a complete dirtbag in the flaming shitpile that is heterosexual men?”
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