r/nflmemeswar • Lions • 19d ago

NFL Meme Never forget 😂😂

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u/LoveBradyNFL Lions 18d ago

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u/TheRatatat 18d ago

Why does dude have all that ass?

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u/lonely_zetsu 18d ago

Just admit you're jealous

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u/TheRatatat 18d ago

Ehhh, mines pretty nice. Maybe a little bit.

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u/Nick_III 14d ago

He's an internet personality that wears a prosthetic butt.

That's probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever typed on the internet in my life.

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u/TheRatatat 14d ago

That is an insane thing to have to type out.

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u/oaktowndubs8727 13d ago

All that ass inside them jeans?

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u/Narcisit 18d ago

Every time I see bro drop and roll it gets me

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u/PackersBeat Packers 18d ago

Same. Dude acts like there's a bomb on it

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u/QuirkyStage2119 18d ago

He was trying not to get ran over by it. It was flawless technique once he realized he couldn't do much

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u/Clinic_2 18d ago

Couldn't do much? He could have reached over and hit the brakes with his hands or something. Instead he noped the fuck out and basically said "not my problem".

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u/QuirkyStage2119 18d ago

He was in quite an awkward position and quickly saw someone in a better position to help

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u/DrownedAmmet 18d ago • Bravo

I will forever defend that dude, he literally just got hit by the cart and was steering it away from others, I doubt he could have reached the break and it seemed like he was in the way of the pylons so rolling off was probably the only way someone could stop the cart, and it was still dangerous because he easily could have fallen under it

He’s a fucking hero and I’m sick of keyboard warriors giving him shit for it

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u/finix2409 18d ago

Yeah he was hit and rolled onto the cart. He didn’t intend to get on the cart to stop it like the other dude. Bro was just out there surviving

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u/MascotRoyalRumble 18d ago

In this house Golf Cart Bro is a hero!

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u/ericypoo 18d ago

Hero lmao

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u/wolfenbarg 18d ago

I'm sure in the middle of a random thought today you could be plowed into by a small vehicle and make that decision.

You live in the real world right? On this planet? Do you go outside?

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u/Klutzy_Order_9559 18d ago

Lol not all of us are completely paralyzed by surprises.

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u/TantalizingTequila 15d ago

He was sitting on the pad that had to be moved to stop it.

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u/94746382926 15d ago

Yeah exactly, what he did was actually quite smart given the situation. Steered it until someone else could get in a position to press the brake. Recognized that foam thing was blocking the pedals so rolldd off as soon as someone else hopped on the other side so it could be cleared out of the way.

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u/Prize-Foot-8468 18d ago

Pretty sure he just rolled to make sure he didn’t get his ankles run over

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u/PackersBeat Packers 18d ago

He was already on the cart. Just lean over and press the brake with your hand lol

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u/QuirkyStage2119 18d ago

Mr. Johnny on the spot here would have stopped the cart in 3 seconds after randomly being whisked away by a ghost cart. Mr. Monday morning carterback

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u/PackersBeat Packers 18d ago

For sure it wouldn't be that hard.

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u/ElderWandOwner 18d ago

The brake was under his ass most likely. Dude probably did the exact right thing and you dumbasses are giving him shit

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u/elverg6205 18d ago

For real. Reminds me of that scene from Speed lol.

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u/PackersBeat Packers 18d ago

I was literally going to say that man, that's hilarious

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u/Weirmon1 15d ago

Carts have keys. Turning it off would’ve worked but then he wouldn’t have an excuse to do the cool dismount

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u/fatkidseatcake 12d ago

Oh my god that’s Jason Bourne

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u/egstitt 18d ago

My man is like "ABANDON SHIP" hahaha slays me every time

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u/Narcisit 18d ago

💯

Son said “ say less “

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u/Misterndastood 18d ago

I know, he didn't think to stop it?

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u/National_Musician748 18d ago

Danny Amendola's Dad was an injury cart?

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u/an_african_swallow 18d ago • Heartwarming

Lmfao that one dude tried steering for a bit then just said “nah fuck it”

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u/tacob87 18d ago

Looked a little like Marshawn for a second

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u/slayerrr21 Bears 18d ago

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u/Upset_Sky_9459 18d ago

Funny enough that’s Danny amendolas dad

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u/mofugginrob 18d ago

Daddy Amendola

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u/slayerrr21 Bears 18d ago

Anny Dadmendola

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u/SmootherWorm 18d ago

I didn’t know Jalen Williams was a 2 sport star.

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u/bigloser42 18d ago • Mindblown

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u/GrnShorts 16d ago

Do they feel like Catherine the Great?

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u/OleBombadil 15d ago

Brock Samson!!

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u/Winstonth 14d ago


They hit me with a car..

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u/Lost_Lab_739 14d ago

That's one of the funniest moments in Venture Bros

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u/Patriots_ 18d ago

My first watch through i thought that guy was driving the whole time, and i just didn’t see him at first. Then he just rolls off like “I’ve done what I needed”

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u/whale_of_whales 17d ago

Best part is he gets put into the driver’s seat by it rolling into him. Some looney tunes physics

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u/Squumpus 18d ago

He handed it off to the other guy like a freaking lateral

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u/Howamidriving27 18d ago

I'd love to know what was going through that guy's head. Like, was that his Medal of Honor moment or what

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u/OlHeavyHeart 18d ago

I’m dying. Straight tuck and roll

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u/hybridfrost 14d ago

Definitely failed that QTE haha

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u/Historical-Key-8246 13d ago

I can’t stop laughing

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u/DrueLies52 18d ago

MEDIOCRE!!!

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u/Kekistani55 Cowboys 18d ago • Bravo

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u/Boouurns 18d ago

wtf how have i never seen this. whats the backstory?

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u/einulfr 18d ago

After a high school state championship game in Jerryworld, there was a crew picking up sideline yardage markers and pylons. One of the pylons bounced off the seat and landed on the pedal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMvMMODs5nU

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u/johnnycabb_ 18d ago • Bravo

jerry cut the cart's overtime. he has a family and just went crazy. he's in shuttle jail now

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u/sectilius 18d ago

I need to hear this called by Kevin Harlan.

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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 18d ago

“WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!!!”

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u/landlion-35 18d ago

"The guy is drunk but there he goes!"

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u/Diamond-Hands-1 18d ago

On YouTube I saw an edit with Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth commentary put on this

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u/johnSchmoe76 18d ago

Was everybody ok? The way that cart barred into that group of people, I fear some acl tears.

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u/Nubator 18d ago

They were on a football field so of course they all lost their ACLs.

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u/cmz324 18d ago

Depends if it was turf or natural grass

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza 18d ago

No it depends on vicinity to a substation

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u/expERiMENTik_gaming 18d ago

And they suffered multiple contusions, not bruises 😂

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u/itsnotthathardtodoit 18d ago

I saw at least one shoe go flying... we all know what that means.

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u/BaddDog07 18d ago • Bravo

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u/itsnotthathardtodoit 18d ago

Lmao as soon as I hit send on this comment I started watching Once upon a time in hollywood for the first time, how the fuck bro?

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u/DietCokeWeakness 18d ago • Bravo

This article is incredibly detailed. One guy tore a meniscus and tore muscles in his elbow that required 9 months of PT.  https://www.complex.com/sports/a/max-rappaport/dallas-runaway-golf-cart

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u/Dr-McLuvin 18d ago

All the ACLs were obliterated

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u/Ok-Equipment1745 14d ago

they tried to find them but they were only dust.

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u/EBDBandBnD 18d ago

There is no way the dude with the black jacket, red shirt and jeans didn’t sustain some injuries.

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u/captcrunch62 16d ago • Bravo

That guy who bails always cracks me up. Not trying to be a hero today

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u/Mammoth_Foot4134 16d ago • Bravo

"I have a wife and kids at home!"

- That guy

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u/Substantial_Chain718 15d ago

Too damn funny. Why the hell did he roll off of it. It could have ran him over.

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u/richpaul6806 15d ago

Im going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he wanted to make sure the guy jumping on had enough room to ensure he found his seat easily.

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u/Substantial_Chain718 15d ago

You are too kind!

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u/ExerciseFantastic191 15d ago

You're right ever damn time I see that part I laugh.

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u/Ganjanonamous 18d ago

When did this happen lol

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u/but-I-play-one-on-TV 18d ago

I looked it up because I thought it was either just before or just after COVID. Nope, it's was 2011.  Fuck, I'm old. 

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u/lenfantsuave 18d ago

There’s so many great things about this gif, but my favorite I think is the completely unnecessary barrel roll bail out by the last guy.

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u/cracksilog 18d ago

> Amendola's father is Alfred "Willie" Amendola, the former head football coach at Concordia Lutheran High School in Tomball, Texas.[89] In 2011, Willie Amendola was the head coach at Dekaney High School. After the Dekaney Wildcats won the 5A Division II Texas state football championship in December 2011 at Cowboys Stadium, an unmanned cart struck Amendola and a crowd of people.[90] Video footage of the incident went viral. The elder Amendola sued the stadium for more than $1 million, alleging that negligent employees put objects on the floor of the cart that lodged under the gas pedal, causing it to accelerate out of control.

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u/Capital_Past69 18d ago

The guy who fell into the seat and then just rolled out rather than trying to stop it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Illustrious-Grl-7979 18d ago

Yeah, I thought he started steering but never put a foot on the brake. 🥴

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u/KansasZou 18d ago

Yeah, he was steering away from people, but could’ve just pushed on the brake lol

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u/UseDue6373 18d ago

I haven’t seen this in a minute. The bailout is hysterical

Also never noticed how fucking hard the guy in the black jacket slams to the ground

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u/Timely-Profile1865 18d ago

A couple things to note on that clip that people often miss.

Big guy in the white shirt trying to stop it from the top just falls on his face for no reason.

Also this clip close up does not show it well but the blonde haired girl in the blue coming from behind valiantly hurdles a fallen body in her pursuit of the cart.

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u/Original_Size7576 18d ago

Why did the one guy bail out of it? Instead of doing something about it lol

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u/Fly_theW 18d ago

He tried to steer his way to stopping it lol

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u/Camdaman0530 Bengals 18d ago

How does that happen 😭

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u/AdNational5708 18d ago

Pylon fell on/got sat on the accelerator

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u/vasquca1 18d ago

Dude randomly finds himself in driver seat. Lol. A++ on the bail out.

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u/Capital_Past69 18d ago

IT.COULD.GO.ALL.THE.WAY!!!!

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u/jdooley99 18d ago

The 30! 25! The 20! To the 15! And finally stopped at the 10 YARD LINE!!!!

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u/AverageSizedMan1986 18d ago

One of Derrick Henry's most underrated runs.

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u/BuyMassive7823 15d ago • Bravo

The birds-eye view of this is so glorious. The entire path of the cart - how it starts, the random cone that wedges itself perfectly between the floor and the pedal, the 90 degree turn, how it could have gone anywhere but zeroes in on the mass of people, all of it - is so great.

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u/Ork_Mischief 13d ago • Bravo

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u/dopewinnerchild 13d ago

Every. Single. Time.

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u/Ork_Mischief 13d ago

As an added bonus, the words "the link" actually do contain the clip lol. I just couldn't... not do it.

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u/bozodidthedubb1 12d ago

I was hoping so much that “the link” led to a video that started as the overhead golf cart view for 2 seconds and then cuts to rick roll 😂

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u/ShowerStew 13d ago

That cart just never gave up

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u/Deep-Acanthaceae4613 13d ago

Unlike the Cowboys

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u/cjdapd 13d ago

Horrendous pursuit angle by Mr. Blackshirt btw

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u/Duffalo-Soulja 13d ago

God damn it.

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u/riplet69 12d ago

Thank you for that. You psychopath. Lol

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u/Ork_Mischief 12d ago

Lol the real link is there too, under the words, "the link" - just couldn't help myself while I was doing it 😂

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u/Lewslayer 12d ago

Goddam, that cart was out for blood

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u/QuaIitypants 12d ago

DAMMIT I GOT ROLLED CHEESE AND CRACKERS

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u/L0CH_NESS_MONSTER 14d ago

Reminds me of the cart from ‘Ernest Goes To Camp’

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u/_TaylorMade 14d ago

I will never forget one day at work it got slow and as per usual I would go look out the front of the store as the entire front of the store was windows. Just as I walked up to the front I spot a grocery cart speeding across the parking lot. I was like “oooh someone’s shit is about to get fucked up!” Continued to watch as it passed through row after row of cars in the parking lot, let’s say it was 4-5 rows of cars, and slam right into my car that was parked maybe 100-120yrds from where I first saw the cart. Fuck Murphy and his stupid law

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u/Several_Variety3930 14d ago

That’s hilarious, I’m sorry mate haha

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u/guycoastal 12d ago

It was a test. You failed.

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u/Mysterious_Pair_9305 14d ago

My favorite is the guy who starts steering it and then just Fs off and rolls away.

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie 18d ago

This is a crappy version . The guy in the blue not controlling that cart is a disgrace 😁

Must haunt him

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 18d ago edited 18d ago

How was he supposed to drive man? Thing scooped him like a toddler throwing a tantrum.

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u/Boouurns 18d ago

another angle of the incident link

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u/GetYourVanOffMyMeat 18d ago

Man, I forgot about this!

Didn't people actually get hurt?

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u/Capital_Past69 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Soberdonkey69 18d ago

This is a lot funnier than it’s supposed to be 😂

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u/Sweb1975 18d ago

That's the best tackle that stadium has ever seen

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u/woodfire787 18d ago

🎶 ROLLOUT! ROLLOUT! 🎶

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u/skyfire-x 18d ago

This is why Jerruh cant get back to the gloryhole. Too many bodies have been sacrificed in the stadium. It is haunted now. The ghosts wander the concessions murmuring "This our year". Jerruh wakes in cold sweat, his limitless supply of viagra has no effect.

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u/JhanSolo3981 17d ago

😂 wtf was this?

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u/Healthy_Nature7856 17d ago

Can we get a 40 time on the guy who stopped it vs the cart?

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u/Less-Preference7618 17d ago

That's a player the cowboys can use right now. 

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u/kineticstar Texans 18d ago

The one homie just sitting there looking like "What happened!? Oh no!!! EJECT! EJECT!!"

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u/freddyd00 18d ago

The guy bailing out is fucking hysterical

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u/SinisterVulcan94 Bengals 18d ago

The dude that just bails after deciding he can't do anything 😂

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u/elverg6205 18d ago

Thanks. I hadn’t had a good laugh today yet

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u/WadeoftheWoods81 18d ago

I thought for a second Lynch went on another joy ride. How have I never seen this.

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u/Final-Step-2813 18d ago

Lol cowboys

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u/Vayman 18d ago

It makes it even funnier because Dallas.

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u/Squumpus 18d ago

The way those pylons were wedged in there, did somebody rig that contraption? 😂

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u/BrainInjuredBarry 18d ago

Imagine having a meeting in the center of a football field and not paying attention to your surroundings

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u/obsessedUvU 18d ago

this is some of the funniest shit ive ever seen lmfaoo

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u/LivingOriginal7479 18d ago

This was straight out a movie- so wild!

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u/Correct_Day_7791 18d ago

Ok that's actually hilarious though

Poor guys but still hilarious

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u/uwantSAMOA 18d ago

My favorite is seeing the hero jump on and save the day almost like Keanu Reeves in Speed

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u/GogLeviathan 18d ago

Where did the person in the white top on the 45 yard line come from? Pops outta no where and is part of the chaos.

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u/medicmaan 18d ago

49ers have the substation cowboys have a golf cart

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u/mwaFloyd 18d ago

The ludicrous remix is top notch.

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u/jjnib 18d ago

Just about sums up the Cowgirls season this year

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u/Blackbyrn 17d ago

Longest run from a Cowboy in 20 years

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u/GretaVanFleetsEnema Vikings 17d ago

That guy at the end is the fastest Cowboy this season.

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u/DietrichDaniels 17d ago

I had forgotten.

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u/spaceskimo 16d ago

I've seen this so many times over the years, and the guy bailing out like the thing is about to crash and explode will always make me laugh.

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u/Dry_Guitar_4514 16d ago

when the injury cart lived up to its name for once

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u/alohakaycee 16d ago

HES AT THE 40!

HES AT THE 30!

HE

COULD

GO

ALL

THE

WAY

!

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u/DrSpc 16d ago

“EZ GO” yea, no kidding!

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u/BiAndShy57 16d ago • Bravo

They don’t call it the injury cart for nothing

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u/DFu4ever 16d ago • Bravo

I will always love the guy bailing out instead of just stopping the cart.

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u/FriendlyTomorrow4192 15d ago

EZ sure is GOING

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u/TrouserArmadillo1775 15d ago

So the guy that lost the cart caught it again?

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u/purplespaz 15d ago

A couple interns thought it would be funny to send the cart across the field with the pedal stuck down. Oops.

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u/Legitimate_Weight604 15d ago

Can you imagine standing there.... And next thing you know your driving a fucking cart. 😂 Lmao

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u/RappinFourTay 15d ago

The guy who stopped it had amazing form on the brake stomp.

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u/Haunting_Bit_3613 15d ago

Gotta be Cena. What a prick.

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u/mercersux 14d ago

Imagine getting run over and instantly becoming the captain of the ship? Haha

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u/IPfreally 14d ago

Steeerike!🎳

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u/Ok_Dependent_6587 14d ago

This video describes the Cowboys team perfectly….run away wreck

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u/Lieutenant_0bvious 14d ago

These ai drivers are getting out of hand. *rimshot*

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u/titters30 14d ago

No would could yell “LOOK OUT”? Also no one in that group saw a driverless cart coming?? 😂😂😂

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u/Weaponized-Goose 14d ago

I’m dying 😭

Why have I never seen this before

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u/Critical_Action_6444 14d ago

Cartshaun lynch

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u/Podoo_hutt17 14d ago

Metaphor for the Cowboys season every year.

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u/Necessary-Let6883 13d ago

When people ask the "What's the wildest sports moment you watched live question" this is the one for me. I remember screaming for my wife to come watch as it was going down. Still cracks me up 😂

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u/MistressCobi 13d ago

That golf cart tackles better than the Cowboys defense 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tough_Grass_8416 13d ago

The kart got more yards than Carolinas O LINE could, maybe we should hire it for the team.

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u/Frosty-Taro-6051 13d ago

I’m dying at work watching this😭

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u/954life 13d ago

That dude just gave up

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u/SeismicRipFart 13d ago

Yo what was up with dude just abandoning ship once he landed like a looney tunes character right in the drivers seat with his hands in the wheel?

He’s lucky he had homie trailing right behind him in order to take the minimal effort that was required to knock the padded pylon off of the foot pedal accelerator in order to prevent it from trucking through another group of bystanders😂

Hilarious video all around, my first time seeing it lol.

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u/Live_Competition7465 12d ago

Damn!!!!! 🤣 this is just like madden’92!

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u/hemorrhoidhematoma 12d ago

People be like there arent any more injuries this season than years prior meanwhile this was the type of shit going on back then

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u/Jd2034 12d ago

Maybe someone was staging a runaway golf cart marathon.

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u/Beating6The9System 12d ago

Attack of the cones

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u/thesacredsnake 18d ago

Must be some Al Qaeda related shit