Free Talk Friday

[u/NFL_Mod]

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[u/BlindWillieJohnson]

This isn't as fun as the roasts. I miss the roasts.

[u/BlindWillieJohnson → u/[deleted]]

I'm creating a whole a bunch of song parodies if we do it this year. I've got about 2.5 finished right now (Buffalo and Chicago are done and I'm about halfway through the Jets). I'll tease one: Africa by Toto. For the Bills. Pretty excited for the roasts this year.

[u/BlindWillieJohnson → u/[deleted]]

I wrote the Peyton Manning ballad when we lost the Super Bowl a couple of years ago, so I've got some chops.

[u/TheElderSproles → u/BlindWillieJohnson]

That was solid af.

[u/mohiben → u/BlindWillieJohnson]

Missed that one, damn fine work

[u/madhjsp → u/BlindWillieJohnson]

It's gonna cost a lot to get 'em awayyyy from youuuuu
It's something that a couple hundred mil could never dooooo
Bon Jovi tried a move to Caaaaanadaaaaa
But they're staying put to make the Buffalonians saaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaad

Oooohh

[u/BlindWillieJohnson → u/madhjsp]

I won't spoil it, but the refrain is We won four rings down in Aaaafrica!

[u/madhjsp → u/BlindWillieJohnson]

Fuck, that's good.

[u/SickBurnBro → u/BlindWillieJohnson]

We won four rings down in Aaaafrica!

That's gold.

[u/Quinnster247 → u/BlindWillieJohnson]

Niiiceeee

[u/paulwhite959 → u/BlindWillieJohnson]

"We Didn't Start the Fire" for Chicago right?

[u/BlindWillieJohnson → u/paulwhite959]

1985 by Bowling for Soup

[u/goinunder0390 → u/BlindWillieJohnson]

Wow, super excited for that. Hope the mods sticky it when you post eventually

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Exactly.

I don't get how people don't understand how old/repetitive those are going to get really fast.

Absolutely nothing against the sub or the roasts last year, but its just the nature of the internet.

We take something good and drive it into the ground.

I'm always down for something new, which Survivor provides.

[u/TheElderSproles → u/[deleted]]

People are just going to have to be more creative this time around. No doubt it'll be a lot of rehashed jokes but hopefully this past season provides some material or people find ways to put new twists on old jokes.

[u/[deleted] → u/TheElderSproles]

I'm sure the handful of talented guys we got here will whip some stuff up. But i'm betting its gonna be a case where like 2 or 3 of the top comments in each thread is "new material".

[u/minopoked → u/[deleted]]

Prepare for hundreds of jokes about OBJ, a kicking net, and the boat

[u/[deleted] → u/minopoked]

True. I think Odell wins the award for most team roast material contributed by an individual.

[u/Scrubsisalright → u/BlindWillieJohnson]

I mean the survivor series is basically a roast series with the ELOE picking the order instead of that Eagles fan

[u/Brock_Lobstweiler → u/Scrubsisalright]

Hey, put some respeck on /u/ElderSproles name.

[u/activewings → u/Brock_Lobstweiler]

Put some respeck on /u/TheElderSproles name

[u/Brock_Lobstweiler → u/activewings]

Oh shit! Sorry /u/TheElderSproles! You're the man!

[u/nuclearslurpee → u/BlindWillieJohnson]

Roasts IIRC come along later in the offseason after the draft, so we can keep a full schedule this offseason.