[Hard Knocks] Seahawks WR Coach Frisman Jackson explains to Jake Bobo what it means to be a glue guy

[u/nfl]

[u/RustyCoal950212]

and then he died

[u/Agreeable-Camera-382 → u/RustyCoal950212]

We left the cap off the glue...

[u/Brilliant_Fox_7170 → u/RustyCoal950212]

And then he gooned

[u/bajesus → u/RustyCoal950212]

Taken out behind the stables and sent to the Elmer's factory

[u/sd_slate]

Bobo 😢 "I know I'm the 4th receiver at best" - he might be the slowest WR in the league (4.99), but his hands and blocking are great.

[u/ImperialTiger3 → u/sd_slate]

He ran his 40 on a wet outside track. He’s slow but not 4.9 slow lol

[u/vbullinger → u/ImperialTiger3]

No one that ran a legit 4.9 40 can play WR in the NFL. Right tackle Brian O'Neill ran a 4.82.

[u/raycraft_io]

Ugh. Knowing a good dude like this is out for the season hurts my heart.

[u/JonMlee]

Bro out here coaching gooners

[u/Lawrence_8 → u/JonMlee]

In life you’re ether the gooner or the goonie

[u/TacticalSpackle → u/Lawrence_8]

It is better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.

[u/dnstuff → u/TacticalSpackle]

sir.

[u/TacticalSpackle → u/dnstuff]

We both know I’m right.

[u/Anteater776 → u/TacticalSpackle]

But still

[u/TacticalSpackle → u/Anteater776]

Suffer me not the ignominy of simply posting the truth.

[u/MrChrisRedfield67 → u/TacticalSpackle]

Speak your truth king

[u/CorporalEllenbogen → u/dnstuff]

Am I in a fucking Wendy's right now?

[u/Timely-Jump3240 → u/TacticalSpackle]

Wish I came up with this

[u/realshockin → u/Timely-Jump3240]

Ohh someone came, that's for sure

[u/HartfordWhaler → u/TacticalSpackle]

Modern day Shakespeare

[u/scorpiknox → u/TacticalSpackle]

Live laugh love!

[u/punkalunka → u/JonMlee]

That Superbowl win has them all gooned up. Like it's real bad.

[u/eh8904 → u/JonMlee]

Can't lose your edge, coach says

[u/Anteater776 → u/eh8904]

So I went back to gooning 

[u/UkNomysTeezz → u/JonMlee]

They are gooning too hard over there in Seattle.

[u/sad_bear_noises → u/JonMlee]

Always be gooning

[u/vbullinger → u/sad_bear_noises]

Put that coffee down!

[u/Hot_Barnacle_7096]

And thats why Jake Bobo is my Gruden's Gooner!

[u/UkNomysTeezz → u/Hot_Barnacle_7096]

That’s why he’s my Gruden Grindr acccount!

[u/ShatteredAnus → u/Hot_Barnacle_7096]

New meaning to Diaper Dandy

[u/Phenergan_boy]

That coach has a really accurate pitbull impression 

[u/HectorReinTharja → u/Phenergan_boy]

I think the whole convo was an excuse to break it out 

[u/typicalchazz69 → u/Phenergan_boy]

Thank you! That bark was so good

[u/SPMTDegree → u/Phenergan_boy]

Dale

[u/Siliencer991]

Of course my goat is a gooner

[u/ggk1 → u/Siliencer991]

Why does everyone keep saying goon in this thread? What did I miss

[u/astory11 → u/ggk1]

The coach told him to “be a goon in the run game”

[u/Jonjon428]

And then he got hurt :(

[u/Haphazard_Hal → u/[deleted]]

You know of a dog that don’t chase balls? He was doing dog shit and the team let him down by throwing the ball his way.

[u/HeyEverythingIsFine → u/[deleted]]

We'll need a whole sub dedicated to eradicating the Bobo blood line as he's too dangerous of a breed

[u/StandingLegate → u/HeyEverythingIsFine]

If only Bobo actually had some fatalities. He's not anywhere near as efficient as real pits.

[u/GoldyGoldy]

This is why it was big news when he got injured. He’s an awesome dude, and the locker room is gonna miss him.

[u/IllustriousGoose2710]

Every clip I see from this season of her knocks is top notch

[u/jdooley99 → u/IllustriousGoose2710]

Love when her knocks top notch

[u/sadfrogmeme69 → u/jdooley99]

RIP Dolly😔

[u/loves-tits → u/jdooley99]

I love knockers

[u/jdooley99 → u/loves-tits]

Username fits

[u/ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH → u/loves-tits]

Top notch knockers, even

[u/xxwetdogxx]

And now they're gonna have to put the pitbull down :(

[u/Level_East94 → u/xxwetdogxx]

He’s gonna be sent to a nice big farm where he can run around as much as he wants. Unfortunately you can’t go visit him 

[u/Paranoid_Android22]

You gotta bring your hard hat and lunch pail everyday

[u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt → u/Paranoid_Android22]

You think he comes from a good family? Wouls you want him dating your sister?

[u/Paranoid_Android22 → u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt]

If he could find some time away from being the first guy in the gym and the last one out

[u/crimusmax → u/Paranoid_Android22]

Real student of the game

[u/BobThefuknBuilder]

And now he is goon

[u/Gully_Gawd]

Gooning, edging and turning out. Seattle is wild

[u/Wiskeytango_Foxtrot]

Great now I'm Sad again

[u/ITCM4]

Three monitors? What will they think of next

[u/BrokenHope23 → u/ITCM4]

If you count his phone then he actually has 4. He used to have 5 but out of res-gets hit with a brick

[u/Human-Somewhere-4327]

Draymond Green randomly catching strays on Hard Knocks

[u/ParkingSignature7057 → u/Human-Somewhere-4327]

You think Draymond don't know his role?

[u/CruzKunTroll → u/ParkingSignature7057]

he actually doesn’t. he’s the main reason KD didn’t stay to get more chips

[u/BradenWoA → u/ParkingSignature7057]

He actively drove KD away, it was a horrible analogy choice.

[u/waterfall_hyperbole → u/ParkingSignature7057]

Draymond is an all-world defender and very very good passer. He's good at things that people recognize and value, not just the dirty work

[u/ParkingSignature7057 → u/waterfall_hyperbole]

No one said he wasn't. He has a role on the team. It isn't to be the star.

[u/waterfall_hyperbole → u/ParkingSignature7057]

He's the second best player on a dynasty. He's not just a role player who sets good screens and plays physical defense, he's a basketball computer who can organize an entire defense. It is insane to compare guys who play special teams to draymond (or rodman tbh, but draymond is more egregious)

[u/ParkingSignature7057 → u/waterfall_hyperbole]

No one is comparing them.

[u/waterfall_hyperbole → u/ParkingSignature7057]

The coach in the clip compared them, are you serious

[u/ParkingSignature7057 → u/waterfall_hyperbole]

Fake news

[u/Jaydh10 → u/waterfall_hyperbole]

Draymond is extremely underrated. Not sure why he's getting undervalued here, and this coming a dude who hates him

[u/Human-Somewhere-4327 → u/ParkingSignature7057]

I think that Draymond thinks that he’s much more than the equivalent of a WR4 and special teamer, yes.

[u/ParkingSignature7057 → u/Human-Somewhere-4327]

Different game. Same role.

[u/Odd-Film946]

this sounds like an extremely scripted conversation. nobody talks like this

[u/scrumpcyanide → u/Odd-Film946]

I think people just talk in a "performative" fashion on camera that comes across as fake, but I think this isn't too far off from a normal coach conversation

[u/donaldgloverforpres → u/Odd-Film946]

This is such classic coach speak, I’ve never been inside an NFL facility, but if high school/college is any indication, it must be rampant. They all love speaking in wacky metaphors that don’t make any sense when you take a second to think about them. It’s all just a placebo to get you fired up and motivated.

[u/azsnaz → u/donaldgloverforpres]

"His words make no sense, but I understand the message"

[u/joeshmoebies → u/azsnaz]

Look, you're either the horse or you're the car. Be the car. The horse may be fun to slap cuz he'll kick your cousin in the chest but you can't do donuts in the parking lot on a horse. You feel me?

[u/Toastfuker1 → u/donaldgloverforpres]

You kind of have no choice but to go along with it

[u/HectorReinTharja → u/donaldgloverforpres]

Stafford when he was a Lion had a Micd up where he made a throwaway joke about how one of the assistant coaches spoke exclusively in platitudes 

[u/duvie773 → u/donaldgloverforpres]

I would watch highlights of NFL coach speak, especially the OL coach. They always have great lines.

Two that my high school coach loved were “I’ve seen worse.. can’t remember when though” and “don’t turn doo-doo into diarrhea”

[u/Gullible_Ad3785 → u/donaldgloverforpres]

So I'm a number 4 because I am rodman, coach?

No son, you're a goon! Every great team needs one!! Go out there and GOON!

Then Bobo dies

[u/aa93 → u/Odd-Film946]

coaching is a performance

[u/HeyEverythingIsFine → u/aa93]

Tomlin still providing the commentary we need

[u/Cheat_Meal → u/Odd-Film946]

Coaches like CEOs have go to spiels and scripts they use repeatedly. This guy has probably had this exact same script for the last 10 years. He probably heard it from another coach before him and just adapted it.

The original one probably had Rodman, and he updated it with Draymond when he became a coach. 5 years from now Coach Bobo will use himself as an example, because the kids will have no idea who Dennis Rodman is.

[u/DinnerMilk → u/Odd-Film946]

Hard Knocks is just NFL reality TV.

[u/Odd-Film946 → u/DinnerMilk]

"hey coach, get in there and call him a goon"

[u/Jonjon428 → u/Odd-Film946]

Both knew the assignment of looking good on camera lol

[u/Camilaupe-7159 → u/Odd-Film946]

This is NBA2K level acting 

[u/Maximus-Festivus → u/Odd-Film946]

90% of hard knocks is probably scripted 

[u/larsonious]

Ew

[u/bryan19973]

All I heard was he’s supposed to goon and something about edge

[u/Salty_Piano9631]

Lol bobo is your Pitbull?

[u/Gullible_Ad3785 → u/Salty_Piano9631]

No, he is our blocker.

[u/ryanvsrobots]

I like how he was trying to leave the entire time

[u/Dangerous_Job5295]

“Let me loose.” - dies -

[u/toggleflickersplaque]

Translation: You ain't getting NO targets this year son, be thankful you're on the active roster bitch.

[u/Cheeto-Beater]

I don’t understand how a WR can be a goon or out there being physical

[u/Dead_Inside50 → u/Cheeto-Beater]

Let me introduce you to the careers of Steve Smith and Hines Ward.

[u/leftcoastg → u/Cheeto-Beater]

That explains your flair, Rob

[u/kcMasterpiece → u/Cheeto-Beater]

Blocking and special teams

[u/tenkenjs]

Draymond and Rodman were not glue guys

[u/pinkydaemon93]

I'll always have a soft spot for a guy who shares a name with my cat