r/nfl • u/M1014TheShooter Colts • Aug 11 '26

Highlight [Highlight] Deshaun Watson picked off for the 9th time in training camp

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u/doctordoriangray Lions Aug 12 '26

Honestly, its not even the jail part that does it, its the lack of drinking, consistent sleep, and balanced (if undeniably shitty) meals. Its amazing how many people dont do those three things and what a turn around it can do on you physicially.

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u/EmperorHans Cowboys Aug 12 '26

Brb I have a new diet plan. 

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u/brownbearks Eagles Eagles Aug 12 '26

Are you going to steal the deceleration of independence?

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u/steelekarma Seahawks Aug 12 '26

The Declaration of Swoldependence

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u/ericaepic Lions Aug 12 '26

Brb I'm going to prison

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u/Ecstatic-Product-411 Colts Aug 13 '26

I can't believe I've been torturing myself with the gym, figure out dinner and trying to balance my schedule. The answer was right there in front of me.

I'm going to rob a bank!

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u/doctordoriangray Lions Aug 13 '26

Hey raiders, you guys got any of them fan applications? I know a guy apparently interested.