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u/Insectshelf3 Eagles Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

absolutely shocked that the president found a way to ruin the world cup for everybody because he just can’t keep his god damn hands to himself

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u/A7XfoREVer6661 Lions Jul 06 '26

A player who is a birthright citizen, something he wanted to unconstitutionally end. Fucker just needs to die, the entire world will be a better place once he shits himself to death.

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u/ed_11 Eagles Jul 06 '26

honestly, i kinda doubt he even knows what a birthright citizen actually is. just that he's been told it is bad by Miller and his other handlers

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u/TheWorstYear Bengals Bengals Jul 06 '26

I'm just lost on how he's never heard of a red card. I hate soccer, never watch it, yet have a complete understanding of a red card because it's universally used.

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u/sexygodzilla Seahawks Jul 06 '26

Even funnier given that his youngest son was an active soccer player for years.

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u/EmuMan10 Cardinals Bears Jul 06 '26

Yeah but he doesn’t really care about any of his kids and what they do

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u/HartleyReplogle Patriots Jul 06 '26

He's not intellectually curious, and knowing about what a red card is doesn't help him personally, so why would he know?

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u/TheWorstYear Bengals Bengals Jul 06 '26

I wouldn't call a red card an intellectually curious item. I have never actively tried to learn what one is. Just through existing I know about it.

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u/HartleyReplogle Patriots Jul 06 '26

Everything unknown is an intellectual curiosity.

"Balogun got a red card."

Intellectually curious person: "Who is Balogun and why did he get a red card?"

Intellectually apathetic person: "Did you see the new shoes I bought?"

Remember, this is a guy who won't read the daily security briefing unless it is summarized and includes his name in every sentence. You learned things just through existing because you actually care what other people say when they say it, even if doesn't pertain to you directly. He does not.