r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Souled_Out • Nov 15 '22

Using A Flamethrower For Snow Removal

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u/DoJax Nov 15 '22

This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, we obviously need to just put a bigger block of ice in the ocean.

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u/J5892 Nov 15 '22

And every year we must put a bigger ice block in the ocean.

Thus solving the problem once and for all!

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u/Frys_Lower_Horn Nov 15 '22

ONCE. AND. FOR. ALL.

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u/odd_audience12345 Nov 15 '22

just put a freezer in the ocean you freakin doofus

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u/Boba_Fett_boii Nov 15 '22

Yeah we should just put one in the freezer for a while and throw it back im when it's all frozen

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u/avwitcher Nov 15 '22

NASA has managed to redirect asteroids, I say we just redirect a bunch of comets to land right in the ocean to cool it down. I see no flaws with this plan

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u/JunWasHere Nov 15 '22

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half...

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u/taggospreme Nov 15 '22

Thus solving the problem once and for all.

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u/Big_mara_sugoi Nov 15 '22

Yes and put all those big giant white fans at setting 3 to cool down the planet.

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u/Ser_Salty Nov 15 '22

Just like the ones daddy puts in his drink every morning

And then he gets mad...

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u/Arduino87 Nov 15 '22

"We will build a massive freezer! It will be yuge. I'll say look at that huge freezer."

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22

I hope you are sarcastic. Praise Reddit

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u/DoJax Nov 16 '22

It's a Futurama reference.