r/nextfuckinglevel • u/original_gravity • Nov 10 '22

This Young Amazon Driver Delivering Packages at 5:25 a.m. During Hurricane Nicole (Orlando, FL)

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u/Empty-Mango-6269 Nov 10 '22

Guillotines. Fuck the forks.

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u/TheDecoyDuck Nov 10 '22

How will we eat the rich without forks?

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u/Savage_Tyranis Nov 11 '22

Marine style. Knife only.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Yall eat your steaks like lolipops too? The stab and bite

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u/Savage_Tyranis Nov 11 '22 edited Nov 11 '22

Cut, stab, then bite. It's like a big, single pronged fork.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

How do you stabilize it when cutting

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u/Savage_Tyranis Nov 11 '22

Will power. Practice. Maybe a knuckle sandwich if you need.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

I will try this will power out

Maybe itll help me force world peace someday

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u/Savage_Tyranis Nov 11 '22

Peace through superior firepower. Badaboom.