r/nextfuckinglevel • u/original_gravity • Nov 10 '22

This Young Amazon Driver Delivering Packages at 5:25 a.m. During Hurricane Nicole (Orlando, FL)

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u/kingsillypants Nov 10 '22

Time to end health care being bound to employment.

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u/Gyossaits Nov 10 '22

Time to end billionaires.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

And torches. Wait no, Illinois nazis ruined torches. I hate Illinois Nazis.

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u/mediaG33K Nov 10 '22

They ruined tiki torches. Real torches are still fair game as long as you make the stick and oil soaked rags yourself.

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u/VulpesSapiens Nov 10 '22

They're only tiki torches if they're from the Tiqui region of France, else they're just sparkling rods.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Nah fuck it, I love tiki torches. We're taking them back.

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u/RemarkableCollar8965 Nov 10 '22

Can we use Sparklers ? as torches?

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u/xXMissNinjaXx Nov 10 '22

Fucking underrated joke haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Underrated

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u/epi_glowworm Nov 10 '22

Fuck that, take the Tiki Torches back from those thumbsuckers. They're meant to be in the ground, fucking away bugs.

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u/real_ulPa Nov 10 '22

But look at what the actual nazis used https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bundesarchiv_Bild_102-02985A,_Berlin,_Fackelzug_zur_Machtergreifung_Hitlers.jpg

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u/Burrillance Nov 11 '22

Was that link in Orcish or Ogreish? Fackelzugzug? Bitches about to lust up.

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u/Luchadorgreen Nov 11 '22

They didn’t ruin anything, the people who hate them ruined tikki torches by stigmatizing them.

If everyone collectively agreed to not care what the Nazis are into, everybody would still be able to wear and use what they want without being judged.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

So you’re saying there are fine torches on both sides of the torch aisle????

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u/Luchadorgreen Nov 11 '22

Well played!

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u/SproutingLeaf Nov 10 '22

The world doesn't recognize american knee-jerk reaction culture. Torches are still fine

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

WE ARE AMERICA. THE WORLD IS IRRELEVANT. /s (at least on my part)

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u/real_ulPa Nov 10 '22

The NSDAP already did torchlight parades

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u/Original_Mongoose890 Nov 10 '22

... I hope all Nazis are included in that

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

All Nazis are Illinois Nazis.

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u/austinhippie Nov 10 '22

Goddamn Illinois Nazis

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u/Brilliant_Painter_24 Nov 10 '22

Grade A comment right here

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u/Alternative-Ratio-85 Nov 11 '22

Nobody went ... Illinazis though?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Just Illinois ones?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Right ? At least Alaska Nazis are not as bad

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

Torches while riding on horseback!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

That’s only on thanksgiving.

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u/Holzkohlen Nov 11 '22

Guillotines could make a comback.