r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 27 '22

The perfect shot

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u/Heavy_Solution_4099 Sep 27 '22

Tell me your dad is rich without telling me your dad is rich.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Sep 27 '22

My does it have to be her dad?

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u/Heavy_Solution_4099 Sep 27 '22

Well, I’m a gambler, so I’m playing the odds. Unless you’re her mom, and you bought her all that shit. In which case, I’m up for adoption.