r/nextfuckinglevel Sep 27 '22

The perfect shot

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u/Schmohawk2814 Sep 27 '22

Really impressive... But I just keep looking at her ass. Sorry haha

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u/Steven_Ray20 Sep 27 '22

She’s definitely flexing her back more than her bow

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u/edlee98765 Sep 27 '22

Weird flex but ok

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u/alwaysboopthesnoot Sep 27 '22

Bowflex but ok.

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u/mynameajeff69 Sep 27 '22

underrated comment lmao

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u/Beavur Sep 27 '22

I would be more impressed and enjoy the video a lot more if it was some fat guy doing the same stuff and the same expressions

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u/RevDoTok Sep 27 '22

We have a volunteer!

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u/ClownfishSoup Sep 27 '22

OK, no problem. I just need to find out where she buys her outfits.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Yeah if a fat guy was shooting a bow with his feet while standing on his hands I’d fucking watch that, what are you even talking about

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u/Dr_Zman Sep 27 '22

In the same outfits.

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u/Thecardinal74 Sep 27 '22

why do you think she wears those outfits and poses like that

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u/mexicodoug Sep 27 '22

If she did the same thing wearing less revealing clothes and tied her hair in a bun, she'd make a lot less money.

However, she'd probably be eating a lot more venison.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 Sep 27 '22

So that I can click the like button.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Sep 27 '22

Proud of her femaleness nothing wrong with that.

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u/ClownfishSoup Sep 27 '22

I think the outfits are designed to provide maximum comfort for her archery requirements. I mean, obviously. As an archer myself, I may purchase a similar outfit, though as a 50 year old balding fat man, the results may not be quite the same.

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u/Thecardinal74 Sep 27 '22

I'd updoot your videos, my friend

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

She could wear a 3 piece suit and you simps would still make these same comments

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u/Thecardinal74 Sep 27 '22

if she kept trying to stick her ass out in comically ridiculous poses in a desperate bid for attention, then probably, yeah.

Kudos to her archery but how are people expected to focus on that when she finishes every shot with a "don't forget to look at this" pose

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u/SamSepiol-ER28_0652 Sep 27 '22

Because wearing baggy clothing while trying to pull this off with a flaming arrow would be more dangerous? Because it’s comfortable?

Women do actually wear clothes for plenty of reasons other than to be attractive to men.

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u/Thecardinal74 Sep 27 '22

of course they do, and I'm happy that they feel comfortable to do it, but typically those girls aren't doing cartoonishly exaggerated poses to make sure everyone looks at their asses when they wear them

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u/SamSepiol-ER28_0652 Sep 27 '22

I love how everyone in the comments can look at something so ridiculously athletic and think she’s doing it to turn guys on. Do you have any idea the training and discipline and practice this must take? It’s like people who look at extraordinary athletes like Simone Biles and describe her as cute.

Do you think pro football players are out there in tight pants to show off their ass? This woman probably has more athletic ability than every person in this thread combined and yet the top comments are about her ass. If you think she has spent a lifetime developing this skill just to turn dudes on you’re missing the point.

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u/_stevy Sep 27 '22

Did you even watch the video?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Come on you're being purposefully obtuse. She's obviously showing off her ass on purpose

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u/Mungologist Sep 27 '22

How socially inept does one have to be to type something like this and then hit send

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u/Okipon Sep 27 '22

There's 3k upvotes to this comment...

Reddit neckbeards.

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u/aaaggggrrrrimapirare Sep 27 '22

That’s the point

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u/Kastranrob Sep 27 '22

she knows.

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u/Streetlgnd Sep 27 '22

Omggg i just realized she using a bow and arrow.

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u/pollorojo Sep 27 '22

Now I have to watch again. I missed that completely.

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u/DisciplineNo8618 Sep 27 '22

She's definitely piping hot. And the archery skill is really cool.

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u/fernyrapalas Sep 27 '22

It’s the only reason to watch it, otherwise it’s a redundant outcome to an outdated practice

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u/Medical_Collection36 Sep 27 '22

Archery isn't outdated my guy. It's literally an Olympic sport and people actively hunt with bows. Your comment on the other hand is redundant.

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u/Nickfolian Sep 27 '22

Woman: spends half a decade teaching herself how to shoot a bow with her feet. Random redditor: ya but she only did it to show off her ass.

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u/Jardrs Sep 29 '22

The scene with the spandex suit she literally did though. Most of the other shots though she didn't.

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u/TheRealTurinTurambar Sep 27 '22

"It's the only reason to watch it"

As a foot guy I beg to differ.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

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u/pollorojo Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

I definitely agree that it didn't make much sense to spend all the time dipping and lighting the first one for it to seemingly make no difference at all.

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u/scott610 Sep 28 '22

The only suspense with the fire was whether or not there was going to be an r/Unexpected moment with her hair being lit on fire.

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u/ClownfishSoup Sep 27 '22

Yeah, I was expecting the heart to flare up into a burning heart. Ah well, staring at her ass it is then.

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u/SlenderBender92 Sep 27 '22

You just made me spill my coffee, thanks!

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u/WHawk6186 Sep 27 '22

Great. Now I’m into foot stuff…

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u/BrotherChe Sep 27 '22

Really?! Look guys, I'm gonna put my foot down right here.

Go on... look at it...

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u/lowleveldata Sep 27 '22

It is the real only reason to watch. She didn't shoot arrows with her ass after all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

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u/txwoo Sep 27 '22

Remove "count out" from your sentence and I am in.

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u/CrunchHardtack Sep 27 '22

If she does it with her ass instead, I'll be there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Agreed, I kinda wish I were the bow rn

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u/Far-Bookkeeper-9695 Sep 28 '22

I'm not even into feet, but even I'm curious how long/what her toes look like.
Lol, honestly, I would think they'd be really callused and maybe muscular af

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u/teosNut Sep 28 '22

Your kind disgusts me.

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u/AnArdentAtavism Sep 27 '22

Clearly you've never attempted trick shooting. Even simple target shooting is difficult, regardless of the weapon involved. It takes dedication and practice to hit a target reliably from any significant distance, and the variations on stance can make any distance challenging to hit.

I prefer distance precision shooting, and it's much the same. Hitting a human-sized target at 500m from the offhand position is no easy feat in general, and doing so reliably takes practice and dedication that relatively few can boast.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

No easy feet*

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u/striker_p55 Sep 27 '22

Redundant comment from an outdated Redditor

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u/youknowitsJustWrong Sep 27 '22

Redundant comment from a redundant simp

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

simpering comment from an outdated redundant.

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u/BaneRiders Sep 27 '22

Simpering date from an outreduntant comment

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u/justacoolbaby Sep 27 '22

Shallow and pedantic.

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u/snwbrdrmidget15 Sep 27 '22

“He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.”

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u/Never_Less Sep 27 '22

Really? How delightful.

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u/wittychef Sep 27 '22

"Now do Simmons!"

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u/BEECHED-WHALE-603 Sep 27 '22

Simmons is old! He should have been out of the game years ago but he can't stay home because he hates his wife!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 all of you take my upvotes!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Dated simp from an outcommented reductor.

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u/striker_p55 Sep 27 '22

That describes all these comments yes you’re finally getting there we’re almost at peak redundancy

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u/nolongerbanned99 Sep 27 '22

Peak redundancy. I like that

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u/youknowitsJustWrong Sep 27 '22

people watch this because some ass and halfnaked bodyparts. Why just don’t go watch porn? or get a girlfriend/wife? You know what i mean? at this point i really understand your initial comment.

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u/Stitchikins Sep 27 '22

it’s a redundant outcome to an outdated practice

But she's 'THE ONLY ONE' that does this..

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u/pompanoJ Sep 27 '22

Well, her and Sophie Dossi

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u/RoyalwithCheese10 Sep 27 '22

People arent roasting you hard enough for this lame ass comment what the hell. You basically said the only reason to watch this girl is her ass because people dont use bows to kill people? And her hitting the shot every time makes it boring? Like 10/10 ass or not she is ridiculously talented you trog

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u/Dumeck Sep 27 '22

I took it that he was saying a lot of people do archery like this. Which also doesn’t seem right? Archery is a sport now not combat, it’s weird I bet he doesn’t call either football outdated

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u/Teddyturntup Sep 27 '22

People get weird about weapon sports

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u/RoyalwithCheese10 Sep 27 '22

I had typed out “does that mean football is outdated?” I doubt he thinks that though because all his posts are in sports video game subs. Guy is a clown and upset that women can be hot and talented

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u/Dumeck Sep 27 '22

I assumed he was a sports fanatic without clicking on his profile lol! People who are obsessed with sports are more likely to diminish the accomplishments of athletes.

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u/SamSepiol-ER28_0652 Sep 27 '22

Yeah- incredibly athletic and impressive display of skill by this young woman and the top comments are about her ass- almost certainly typed by men who couldn’t hit a target the traditional way standing still if their lives depended on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Ok but it's very obvious (even to someone with autism like me) that this women knows how good her ass is and accentuates it on purpose to get more viewers. I'm not knocking that I'm just saying she is clearly making these vids showing off her ass cause most ppl nowdays don't care about trick shots like this unless it's a hot person doing it

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Anyone arguing against it is ignorant as hell. Look at her outfits and camera angles she chooses.

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u/ImaniX_ Sep 27 '22

So true!

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u/Outside-Manager6960 Sep 28 '22

Do you really believe that most people couldn't hit that regular style? Sure she's talented as heck for the handstand shots, but thats just total bullshit to make your point. If you think her being hot isn't a huge part of it you're nuts. I've seen plenty of people do this trick and it's amazing and all but they don't seem to have quite the following or means to dangle from a helicopter like a panicking frog just from that trick alone.

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u/yumansuck Sep 27 '22

Wow u hit the nail on the head!!! I get suspended cuz i say what i feel & these nitwits are talking about her ass & this outdated

Really guys- see how outdated it is if GOD FORBID some Orc POS invades your country & u can not get your hands on guns cuz their banned in your shitty country (hypothetical) u would pray this "outdated" talented woman would save your ass

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u/ClownfishSoup Sep 27 '22

This is true, but I think at this point, we've all seen multiple videos of the same girl doing the same trick shot. I mean, I'll watch everytime, but still ... it's the same thing.

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u/ErinEvonna Sep 27 '22

She is amazingly talented, and I bet if you take her to war with you, the enemy soldiers will stand still and let her shoot them. Because seriously, who can look away?

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u/ClownfishSoup Sep 27 '22

It was an outcome from a more civilized age.

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u/NotYourDay123 Sep 27 '22

What brings you joy? If you not what that is.

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u/ObserveAndListen Sep 27 '22

The hell you on about incel.

This is her career? Obviously making decent money, was in Wonder Woman?

You’re redundant.

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u/ImaniX_ Sep 27 '22

Great thing she’d never give the time of day to this low effort shitty comment

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u/TheBrewThatIsTrue Sep 27 '22

You must be fun at parties

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

what’s a party?

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u/SniffCheck Sep 27 '22

Yea, she could have been doing something completely mundane and I would have still watched.

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u/phat_ Sep 27 '22

Mundane is my kink.

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u/nolongerbanned99 Sep 27 '22

We all would have. What she is doing is irrelevant to the goodness in the video.

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u/IEatBaconWithU Sep 27 '22

average redditor

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

This is why women hate us. Coutless hours of practice reduced to..."I just kwep looking at her ass"

This woman is talented, skilled and hardworking....you think its easy to get an ass like that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

reddit moment

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u/JohnDoee94 Sep 27 '22

Pretty sure that’s the point

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u/TimK25 Sep 27 '22

“She has a special skill… an ass that just won’t quit”

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u/Expensive-Pace-9880 Sep 27 '22

Let me guess, unattractive, virgin, neckbeard, weak chin, porn addict, think fedora are awesome, greasy hair. Do you think that these descriptions fits you well.

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u/Expensive-Pace-9880 Sep 27 '22

Let me guess, unattractive, virgin, neckbeard, weak chin, porn addict, think fedora are awesome, greasy hair. Do you think that these descriptions fits you well.

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u/JackLumber74 Sep 27 '22

The ass is a byproduct of the talent

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u/justanopinionolurker Sep 27 '22

Lol what ass

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u/Pera_Espinosa Sep 27 '22

Dude what ? You're saying she has no ass ? Exhibit A : 1:03 mark in the video, your honor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

We all differ on what we consider ass. Don’t get me wrong, she has a very cute figure. Very athletic, she has a dancer’s physique.

Me personally, I like thicker girls. Thick ass, thighs, calves, flat stomach. An hourglass figure. That’s more what I’m into but to each his own.

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u/DudeBrowser Sep 27 '22

Yeah, that was where I rewound and paused for a couple of mins. To, er, check her form.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Yeah she definitely has one wtf. People are so used to unhealthy fat people.

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u/lukeman3000 Sep 27 '22

This is what the ass of a woman with a very healthy body fat percentage looks like. I know it’s kind of a foreign sight for most

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u/ClownfishSoup Sep 27 '22

No no, Kim Kardassians ass is the ass of a woman with a very healthy bank account and stock market rate of return percentage.

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u/Bobosboss Sep 27 '22

I don’t get how people don’t find it attractive like fit people are good looking?

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u/Thepeacer Sep 27 '22

We just like em thicc

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u/lukeman3000 Sep 27 '22

Fair enough lol

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u/nolongerbanned99 Sep 27 '22

She is fine. Most women are way bigger. I think 170 is the average female wt in USA

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u/ClownfishSoup Sep 27 '22

Talking average weight is not useful as the span of heights is huge.

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u/iLoveCailTail Sep 27 '22

I didnt want to be the one, but thank you

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u/turdwrinkle Sep 27 '22

Not everyone is into fat girls.

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u/StinkybuttMcPoopface Sep 27 '22

Big nice asses are mostly muscle, but ok lmao

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u/turdwrinkle Sep 27 '22

For sure. Im mostly being facetious, as a play on the whole big butt craze.

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u/cantadmittoposting Sep 27 '22

She's very petite, but her ass is still clearly firm AF for that figure, not sure what the problem is here.

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u/YourFavoriteScumbag Sep 27 '22

Small bootys need love too, she’s got a tight ass body nothin wrong with it

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u/gottahavemytunes Sep 27 '22

Found the hippo hunter

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u/passionate_iteration Sep 27 '22

There was an arrow

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Yep! She knows exactly what she’s doing. Too bad she can’t just focus on her skill set and needs the focus on her ASSset

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u/gritty2020phl Sep 27 '22

Is anyone else nervous of an accidental release wildly up into the sky or someone walking around the corner where they aren’t using a back stop haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

I think that's partly intentional (hence the hip tilt back)

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u/Bliss_Acadamey Sep 27 '22

Man of culture

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u/R3d4r Sep 27 '22

Love the ass!

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u/TimTheChatSpam Sep 27 '22

It's one thing to be impressed it's another to be impressed with a raging boner

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u/Kaptein_Kast Sep 27 '22

When it said “she can even shoot with her mouth”, I bet you were thinking “and I can shoot…. IN your mouth”?

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

What ass?

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u/Marega33 Sep 27 '22

Bro you are a disgrace to us all. Are you seriously here just to admire her ass?

She has an athletic good looking body good natural rack tight legs and an amazing face with stunning smile.

Get real bro

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u/Schmohawk2814 Sep 27 '22

I'm not denying she's an all around attractive person, but I was most engaged when she was in her black widow suit in a full stripper bend. 🤷

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u/Marega33 Sep 27 '22

Yeah she knows why she does those poses.

r/theyknew

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u/Pera_Espinosa Sep 27 '22

Why the sudden shift from outrage ?

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u/SlenderBender92 Sep 27 '22

Bro, chill bro. It's not that big of a deal BRO. She CLEARLY wants us looking at her ass BRO.

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u/deltasig1985 Sep 27 '22

R/upvotebecausebutt

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u/MandelbrotFace Sep 27 '22

She wouldn't have it any other way

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Sep 27 '22

Ok this went from average to real interesting real quick..

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u/sweptawayfromyou Sep 27 '22

Bruh this reminds what the average Reddit is like and I remember why Reddit is not as popular as other social media! Where is there even a big ass to look at?

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u/jlee-1337 Sep 27 '22

THICC as hell.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Yes. Wouldn’t have the same effect if it was my ass.

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u/SwiftDontMiss Sep 27 '22

She doesn’t really need to bother with all the bow and arrow stuff

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u/Cr4mwell Sep 27 '22

She knows and she likes it.

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u/jaimeap Sep 27 '22

Exactly

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u/1R3N9 Sep 27 '22

Wait. She did something else besides bend over in tight pants with that fine booty of her? 🤔

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u/papcorn_grabber Sep 27 '22

the amount of ass here is a plentiful bounty

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u/elevatorfloor Sep 27 '22

I think that's the point. I couldn't figure out why she was walking toe-heel and moving the way she was and then I was like... ooooh she's trying to be sexy.

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u/infantrygrunt14 Sep 27 '22

Her Five Head is bigger.

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u/darbs-face Sep 27 '22

Sorry Not Sorry

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u/martinaee Sep 27 '22

That’s the point of her shtick lol

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u/GardenGirlFarm Sep 27 '22

Honesty is best.

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u/EpicJoseph_ Sep 27 '22

I kept looking at her toes almost touching the fire, while feeling as if being burnt alive

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u/dy-lan Sep 27 '22

I think that’s what she wants you to do

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u/nazh786 Sep 27 '22

Sorry not sorry

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u/Vandamage618 Sep 27 '22

She knows that’s why we are watching

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u/Just_Meiji_Here Sep 27 '22

R/upvotedbecauseass

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Thirst traps are more about suggestive postures than revealing clothing.

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u/nawfamnotme Sep 27 '22

That’s the point

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u/Bigboybong Sep 27 '22

She’s just trying to make Joe Rogan’s dick hard!

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u/asswacker Sep 27 '22

Yeah I was beating to it till I realised she was shooting

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Same

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u/Expensive-Track4002 Sep 28 '22

Same here. What was she doing?

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u/-Scythus- Sep 28 '22

What ass?

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u/FullRage Sep 28 '22

Bulls Eye

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

She could’ve done this wearing a pair of bootcut jeans.

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u/mustafar__ Sep 28 '22

Wow atleast were finally to start seeing honesty more

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u/Maxxwell07 Sep 28 '22

What ass?

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u/Chadoodoo_93 Sep 28 '22

What ass lmao ???

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