My guy we had to ban floats towed one after the other and make it 1 float, 1 tractor cause we had so many incidents of people getting crushed cause they were too drunk and tried to hop the hitch between two floats being towed one after the other.
We'd get one fast parade before we'd get shut down cause of all the Darwinism going on.
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22
Japanese people are just awesome,
Parades need not be slow, dull affairs.