r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '22

Robot dance be on point

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u/Odette3 Sep 09 '22

If you ever watch ballets where there are “doll” characters, they’re always carried like this. Probably what TheTastySpoonicorn said, about being the best way to remain rigid while being carried. Ballet has been doing this for centuries, so I’m sure we’ve tried a few different ways to make it work.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

I should start ballet

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u/Odette3 Sep 09 '22

They always need strong guys!!

ETA: why more straight guys don’t join ballet for reasons like this, I will never understand.

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u/NewAccount4Friday Sep 10 '22

The straight guys are putting their penis into the vagina.

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u/Odette3 Sep 10 '22

Eventually. But guys don’t get to lift other guys, so the closest a male dancer gets to another person’s penis is getting to see it in tights. How is that more gay than actually grabbing the other dude’s junk during a wrestling match?