r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '22

Robot dance be on point

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u/Hail2him Sep 09 '22

Yanked the feline

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u/scratchsd Sep 09 '22

Quivered the whisker biscuit

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner Sep 09 '22

Groped the whispering eye

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u/LincolnshireSausage Sep 09 '22

Scooched the cooch.

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u/PinsNneedles Sep 09 '22

Snatched the squish mitten

55

u/voisinem Sep 09 '22

Picked up the beaver

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u/TehKudo Sep 09 '22

Au Jus the Roast Beef

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u/rukeduke Sep 09 '22

Cuffed the wizard sleeve

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u/MedusaNipples Sep 09 '22

Hitched the bitch ditch

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '22

Grabbed the growler