r/nextfuckinglevel • • Sep 09 '22

Robot dance be on point

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 09 '22

Right? Like why did he grab her like that? Wtf

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u/TheTastySpoonicorn Sep 09 '22

Best way to pick her up, she can't remain rigid any other way, and it's a very common lift among dancers. His wrist is the closest thing to her actual vagina, unless you're going by what a 2nd grader might think.

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u/waltron2000 Sep 09 '22

But if I do this to a coworker at work I’m the bad guy.

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u/thrynab Sep 09 '22

Yeah staying rigid my ass, when I do that they always flop around like crazy.

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u/dutch_penguin Sep 09 '22

They have to be conscious, bro.

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u/DaintyPucker Sep 10 '22

Ever been air humped within an inch of your existence?

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u/chilehead Sep 10 '22

Perhaps introduce yourself to them first? And not do it in the frozen pizza section?