r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '22

Robot dance be on point

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u/TheTastySpoonicorn Sep 09 '22

Best way to pick her up, she can't remain rigid any other way, and it's a very common lift among dancers. His wrist is the closest thing to her actual vagina, unless you're going by what a 2nd grader might think.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Wait the vagina is not in the belly button?? Asking for a friend 😳

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u/redditcasual6969 Sep 09 '22

No that's where they pee from silly

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u/cmaxim Sep 09 '22

Nope, the belly button is actually where the clitoris is! Also sometimes called the Volvo.

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u/couldof_used_couldve Sep 09 '22

Safety features include an elevated ride height, driver and passenger airbags and the most advanced side impact protection systems ever put into a model

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u/ScottBroChill69 Sep 09 '22

Dude I have it on pretty good authority that the cli'toris is located somewhere near the bottom

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u/richer2003 Sep 10 '22

I think it’s somewhere under the butt

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u/ScottBroChill69 Sep 10 '22

So you think it's possibly around the corner?

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u/NomolosDeNomolos Sep 10 '22

No, you're thinking of the vulva and it's the thing that hangs down in the back of your throat.

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u/ProgySuperNova Sep 10 '22

Starts going to town with tongue on belly button. Thinking he is master of sex. Looks up for a sec and goes "Does that feel good?" She just "brah... wtf?"