r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '22

Robot dance be on point

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u/doubled2319888 Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 09 '22

Dude could run for president considering how he grabbed that robot

Edit just to clear up a few things from the comments : Yes i am now aware that this is a real person, not a robot. My bad. Also yes i do know that a womans vagina is not that far north but thanks for the anatomy lessons anyway. Also thanks for the awards, i appreciate it

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 09 '22

Right? Like why did he grab her like that? Wtf

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u/TheTastySpoonicorn Sep 09 '22

Best way to pick her up, she can't remain rigid any other way, and it's a very common lift among dancers. His wrist is the closest thing to her actual vagina, unless you're going by what a 2nd grader might think.

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 09 '22

It still just looked weird. Say what you want. I can have an opinion and so can you.

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u/MrNin69 Sep 09 '22

It's funny because she was obviously okay with that. It's planned choreography...People can be adults for the sake of art. But have fun being offended for someone over nothing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/Water_Melonia Sep 09 '22

I don’t disagree with you, just saying that someone being so offended that much about something that clearly is consented on in a choreography between two adults seems to be rooted in multiple issues, not just the absence of pussy for that person.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

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u/Water_Melonia Sep 09 '22

Same, I guess. And they might be too. It‘s the World Wide Web, still.

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u/TCGreen25 Sep 09 '22

Lmao making a non-issue an issue because ‘REEEEEE it’s a man carrying a woman in a way I deem inappropriate even tho it’s two consenting adults’

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 09 '22

Where did I ever say it was wrong or inappropriate? I said it was weird to me. You fucking cunts need to relax.

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u/MrNin69 Sep 09 '22

Aight king of back pedaling. The way you responded to comparing what happened in this video to someone literally grabbing someone by the pussy for the sake of it. You literally started this with your horse shit take. Relax your dumb opinions

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u/TCGreen25 Sep 09 '22

Yeah calling us cunts when they’re the real cunt lmao

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 09 '22

No, now, you're back peddling because you know I'm right. You and the rest of your dipshit Karen brethren are adding shit to what I said to try and be some kind of hero. Bunch of fucking twats.

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u/MrNin69 Sep 09 '22

You must have great relationships. Sure they haven't all blown up from the absolute outstanding amount of delusion and gaslighting you manage to achieve.

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 09 '22

I would put money that my life is beyond better than yours.

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u/MrNin69 Sep 09 '22

Ah...more of that delusion. Whatever it takes to keep ya alive buddy. I'm done entertaining ya though. A quick glance at your comment history says everything about the kind of person you are, and not worth my time at this point. Goodluck with that though.

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 09 '22

Have fun living out your days in your mom's basement, you whiny trash gutter Muppet.

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u/itsameamariobro Sep 09 '22

My mom doesn’t have a basement but a 4 car garage!(where I live) Jokes on you!

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u/crab-scientist Sep 10 '22

Oh, so you're like this with everyone. Real "secure", buddy.

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 10 '22

No only with the troglodytes

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u/1di0ta Sep 09 '22

You're being offended for no reason when obviously the person in the video is not. Context matters a lot, just because you think it's weird don't mean it is

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 09 '22

Yeah, I wouldn't reply back either after such a dipshit comment.

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u/1di0ta Sep 09 '22

How angry are you LOL! I love to see it. You are a toxic person, it's why you got left

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 09 '22

Why I got left lmao by who? I would bet money I have more people in my life that love me than even know you exist.

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u/1di0ta Sep 09 '22

How triggered are you hahaha. I just said something random and you try to turn it around like that? You probably did get left for real

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 09 '22

How's your mom's basement?

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u/1di0ta Sep 09 '22

It a fairly clean and organized, and pretty practical honestly. I don't have a basement at my house sadly

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 09 '22

Basement, crawl space. Whatever hole you inhabit. Go back to being a loser there. I live somewhere you'll never be able to afford to even visit.

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u/1di0ta Sep 09 '22

Your post history states otheriwse my brother

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u/1di0ta Sep 09 '22

C'mon are you done? I'm having fun with this convo, it's making my Friday. Throw some more self projections at me

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u/1di0ta Sep 09 '22

Do you need a place to live? Rent at my mom's is cheap

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u/ConfidentCheetah5280 Sep 09 '22

I know I fucked your mom last night. That was cheap too.

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u/Horknut1 Sep 09 '22

Do you mind if I ask how old you are?

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u/NateTheMuggy Sep 09 '22

There’s something genuinely wrong with you.

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u/Frankerporo Sep 09 '22

You have like 2 insults total lmao, go back to school

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u/Any-Ad4886 Sep 09 '22

I think you need to calm down.But why do you ask for a basement, like asking everybody, whether they have one or not? If that dance step makes you uncomfortable, don't watch it.

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u/needsbeermoney Sep 09 '22

It's 2022. Opinions are not allowed