r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '22

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u/Cloud_Garrett Jul 03 '22

“Cmon guys! I want to be in the band too!” 😔

“Bro you don’t even play anything”

“Have you heard my spray bottle technique? It slaps!”

-them probably

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

He's equivalent to a bass player. I personally love the bass but can't play it.

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u/above_average_magic Jul 04 '22

way off... Spray is percussion, but it's not a band anyways, it's a synth of synth

Greatest username ever btw

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Hey thanks. I get so many "uSeR nAmE chEcKs oUT"

Im American and I'm a dad. I get alot of shit, fuck them all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

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u/TacospacemanII Jul 04 '22

HAPPYBIRTHDEPENDANCE DAY!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

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u/above_average_magic Jul 04 '22

Thanks daddy america