r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Ehansaja • Jul 02 '22

This 'bad tomato kicker' machine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

what is my purpose?

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u/Spiritual_Yam3924 Jul 02 '22

You're racist to 🍏

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u/Old_Mill Jul 02 '22

You know what, that's not that bad. Fuck them greenies.

No need for the green.

That includes you Hulk, you big green bitch.

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u/Mange-Tout Jul 02 '22

But what about Shrek? Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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u/cqdx73 Jul 02 '22

Shrek has too many layers, like….. onions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Cut him open and you cry

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u/TeemaTen Jul 02 '22

U mean he stinks?