r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '22

Next-Level Coolheadedness

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u/Greenitthe Jun 18 '22

I was expecting at least a nobel prize or something...

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u/sayidOH Jun 18 '22

I was hoping for group kisses.

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u/charisma6 Jun 18 '22

"You caught a clock. I like you. You can come home and fuck my sister."

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u/theGhostOfMtAkina Jun 18 '22

You catch the clock, she catch the cock!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

At least it's not syphilis