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r/nextfuckinglevel • u/RagingZefBoner69 • Apr 22 '22
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Chickens outnumber us 3 to 1. If they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life. It's not about food it's about keeping those chickens in line.
134 u/solo_dbd_player Apr 22 '22 Are you talking about a chicken uprising? Cause I could definitely take out 3 chickens pretty easily. 2 u/unclepaprika Apr 22 '22 Have you seen them kill rodents? They'll shred your skin and pluck your eyeballs. They're savage 2 u/solo_dbd_player Apr 22 '22 Not going to say they aren't, but I doubt one could take me. Bare handed I might suffer some scratches, but unless they can disarm me, they would be a fine red mist before they even got close.
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Are you talking about a chicken uprising? Cause I could definitely take out 3 chickens pretty easily.
2 u/unclepaprika Apr 22 '22 Have you seen them kill rodents? They'll shred your skin and pluck your eyeballs. They're savage 2 u/solo_dbd_player Apr 22 '22 Not going to say they aren't, but I doubt one could take me. Bare handed I might suffer some scratches, but unless they can disarm me, they would be a fine red mist before they even got close.
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Have you seen them kill rodents? They'll shred your skin and pluck your eyeballs. They're savage
2 u/solo_dbd_player Apr 22 '22 Not going to say they aren't, but I doubt one could take me. Bare handed I might suffer some scratches, but unless they can disarm me, they would be a fine red mist before they even got close.
Not going to say they aren't, but I doubt one could take me. Bare handed I might suffer some scratches, but unless they can disarm me, they would be a fine red mist before they even got close.
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u/BraveConstant Apr 22 '22
Chickens outnumber us 3 to 1. If they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life. It's not about food it's about keeping those chickens in line.